Seventy-three Batsons between the ages of 28 to 40, and you've crossed out every one.
Shazam!
21s
Mom? Mom! Mom! Hey. Who are you with, bud?
Shazam!
19.8s
There's a couple outside, Mr. Batson. They run a group home. I can take care of myself. When you're 18. Until then, I won't have you living on the streets, looking for someone who never looked for you. Give these people a chance. 'Cause that's what they're giving you.
Shazam!
1.7s
Well, that's terrifying.
Shazam!
11.4s
Billy! The eye! Look out!
Shazam!
36.7s
Enough games, boy. You think a pack of children can... Wait, what? You will beg for mercy as I feast on your heart... slow. Are you making some big evil guy speech right now or something? You're, like, a mile away from me right now. There's cars and trucks. I will have the world eating out of the palm of my hand... All I see is mouth moving. I don't hear any... Only I have the power to unleash... Ah, whatever. Screw it.
Shazam!
2.9s
It's time someone looked you in the eye and told it to you straight.
Shazam!
8.2s
Yeah, uh, is this Rachel Batson? Who's asking? Um... Yeah, see, the thing is...
Shazam!
1.1s
Yes?
Shazam!
1.8s
Why am I still doing this?
Shazam!
5s
Oh, no, no! Oh, no, no, no! Stay, stay! Stay!
Shazam!
1.4s
I think you're my mom.
Shazam!
2.1s
Who are you? What do you want?
Shazam!
3.3s
And when he doesn't show, then we'll kick your ass.
Shazam!
5.6s
Son, we're still eating dinner. What he needs is a sidekick. Name one cool sidekick.
Shazam!
1.6s
But I'm not your age anymore.
Shazam!
13.4s
Ooh! Controversy. Into it. Share with us your perspective, Eugene. Just saying, he's what? Charging people's phones? So what? I can charge a phone with a plug. Preach.
