So this is, like, the Seven Deadly Sins, right? I mean, I've never been great at math, but, uh, the big, angry one, that's Wrath, yeah? And then Gluttony, obvi. Pride, Greed, Sloth, Lust, who I thought was gonna be way hotter, if I'm being honest. But that's only six. Where's lucky number seven? Where's little man? Where's Envy? Is he just scared of me and my family because we're so awesome? Because I get that. Like, the other sins, they get to come out and fight because they're big and strong and scary. But Envy... he's just the runt. And that's why all the other sins never invite him out to play, man. Because they all know who'd win. And it's not weak, worthless, ugly Envy.
Shazam!
18s
Say my name so my power may flow through you. I open my heart to you, Billy Batson. And in so doing, choose you as champion. With your heart, unlock your greatest power. The thrones of our brothers and sisters await.
Shazam!
6.1s
Billy, there's one more demon guy in his eye! You gotta just rip it out of his face hole! It's where he gets his power.
Shazam!
10.3s
They're in there. You stay here. Police! I saw 'em hide back in there.
Shazam!
4.3s
Yeah, I'm sure. Because there's plenty of fish in the sea.
Shazam!
1.7s
Of course it's not real. I can't talk to fish.
Shazam!
6.1s
Solomon's... Knot.
Shazam!
4.7s
Nope! Okay.
Shazam!
2s
- Hey, no, no, no! - Hey!
Shazam!
1m17s
Here. Take it. Take it. It's for you. Hold it tight. Close your eyes. Everything's gonna be okay. - Okay? - Mmm-hmm. Okay. Shazam! Shazam!
Shazam!
1.2s
Told ya.
Shazam!
1s
Darla.
Shazam!
10.4s
Even if I could, I mean, honestly, what could we do with that that's cool? I don't know, maybe command an army of billions in the ocean. Oh, yeah. Well, that's not that cool.
Shazam!
5.7s
But I wanted a tiger. Oh, but this is the real prize, baby. See?
Shazam!
1.5s
Someone help me!
Shazam!
2.4s
Help!
Shazam!
1.4s
You broke it.
Shazam!
11.2s
- Stop it! - Hey. Hey, Dad! Hey! Thad, you can't go crying to other people all the time. A man needs to know when to stand up for himself.
