This is Billy Batson. Make sure you make him feel at home. - Okay? - Yeah. Maybe don't say anything too weird? Oh, one weird thing is, did you know that Romans used to brush their teeth with their urine?
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Hi. Wow. It's really you.
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Guys.
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Very good, very funny. Very funny. That's great. That's hilarious.
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Gotcha. Shazam! Shazam!
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Open this, right now!
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Sun of Ra.
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What are you doing? Waiting for your imaginary BFF to show up? Yeah. What are you guys doing here? Well, we're having lunch with you. But you guys have different lunch periods. Well, we made a very special arrangement. - Darla, what's going on? - Why are you asking me? Freddy Freeman. This guy taught me everything I know about being a dope superhero. True story. You should get some pointers from him. What's going on, my best bud in the whole world? And also new kids that I'm meeting for the first time but seem very cool? Uh... I invited another friend. I hope that's okay.
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- There's nobody here. - What do you mean? - It's a closet. - You really bought that, huh?
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Holy moly! The boys in blue! Sure glad to see you. I called as soon as I saw.
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Wait, wait, wait. Wait. Thank you for this food. Thank you for this day. Thank you for this family.
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I want the tiger. I know, honey, I know. But Mom's not exactly going pro here.
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He better not sit at our table.
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Ouroboros.
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We got one!
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Whoa!
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So this is, like, the Seven Deadly Sins, right? I mean, I've never been great at math, but, uh, the big, angry one, that's Wrath, yeah? And then Gluttony, obvi. Pride, Greed, Sloth, Lust, who I thought was gonna be way hotter, if I'm being honest. But that's only six. Where's lucky number seven? Where's little man? Where's Envy? Is he just scared of me and my family because we're so awesome? Because I get that. Like, the other sins, they get to come out and fight because they're big and strong and scary. But Envy... he's just the runt. And that's why all the other sins never invite him out to play, man. Because they all know who'd win. And it's not weak, worthless, ugly Envy.