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Forget that GNN wants you back.

Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues

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Well, they're calling it the interview of the decade. Veronica Corningstone will sit down with Yasser Arafat. Yasser who? The head of the PLO and some say the key to peace in the Middle East. Of course, Ms. Corningstone is the ex-wife of Ron Burgundy, so you know that's got to be a little stinger for Ronny. Tony Danza's scrotum! Well, that'll do it for all of us here at GNN. Thank God for the events, thank me for the news. I'm Dick Phuc.

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♪ Dun-dun-dun-dun- dun-dun, dun-dun ♪ Nope. Anyone else? What if we show a porno instead of the news? Freddie? No. Absolutely not. I know. What if we get one of those wildlife handlers? We have him bring in, oh, big game cats. You know, wild, dangerous tigers and lions and leopards and the such. We let them loose inside the studio with about a dozen chickens. We play rock music. And we just call it Let Her Rip. I'd watch that. I'd watch that. Let Her Rip? You're describing the end of civilization. That's not news! If that's the end of times, I'm... I got a front-row seat with a big tub of buttered popcorn and a greasy half-live chicken leg. Okay, so obviously this is a waste of time. I'm done. Freddie! Come on! We're just brainstorming here. We're trying to figure out how to make the news less boring, and you act like we peed in your milkshake. The news is supposed to be boring, Ron! This is serious stuff. You're the one that made this stupid bet! I just don't know why we have to tell the people what they need to hear. Why can't we just tell them what they want to hear?

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Oh! Oh, whoa! You feel that right away. Wow, that's good. That's good. That's an immediate state of euphoria. You'll be surprised. The effect, it happens very... Ohh! It's just refreshing. They're actually enjoying it. Of course they're enjoying it. It's crack.

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No. Not now. Fall back, fall back.

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Like what? Art Areola. No! No, that's worse! You know it's worse! How about this one? You can call yourself Dick Fuck. Spell it P-H-U-C. You'll be huge in the Vietnamese community. Freddie, I can't. Listen to me, Burgundy. This is far from over, do you hear me?

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Is it a problem? Yeah. Is it being fixed? I don't know, probably. But if that story runs, then Koala stock will plummet. We can't just pull the story. That would be unethical. We own the news. We can do whatever we want.

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By the hymen of Olivia Newton-John!

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- Come again? - Oh!

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This is Linda Jackson.

Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues

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♪ Old friends ♪ Old friends Doby!

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Oh, my God, Ronny!

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Hey, hey, remember? I was by myself and I had that dream about the orange tree. But instead of oranges, it had babies on it.

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Ron, Jack wants to know if he can go back to calling himself Jack Lime instead of Jack Lame. He's really struggling with it. No. Can't. It's a bet. Oh, Jesus! If you want to change it, you can.

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Hello, Mr. Burgundy.

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Your ratings went through the roof. People love what you did.

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Let's do this. Did you see that? How he spun on that desk? So great. All right. Quiet on the floor, please.

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Did you do that with your mind? No. Liar. We're just getting word that police have finally apprehended the suspect. It turns out that he is an elderly gentleman, he's 80 years old, and he was simply confused. Unbelievable. I'm Ron Burgundy. Don't just have a great night, have an American night.

Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues

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Forget that GNN wants you back.

Oh! Oh, whoa! You feel that right away. Wow, that's good. That's good. That's an immediate state of euphoria. You'll be surprised. The effect, it happens very... Ohh! It's just refreshing. They're actually enjoying it. Of course they're enjoying it. It's crack.

No. Not now. Fall back, fall back.

Like what? Art Areola. No! No, that's worse! You know it's worse! How about this one? You can call yourself Dick Fuck. Spell it P-H-U-C. You'll be huge in the Vietnamese community. Freddie, I can't. Listen to me, Burgundy. This is far from over, do you hear me?

Is it a problem? Yeah. Is it being fixed? I don't know, probably. But if that story runs, then Koala stock will plummet. We can't just pull the story. That would be unethical. We own the news. We can do whatever we want.

By the hymen of Olivia Newton-John!

- Come again? - Oh!

This is Linda Jackson.

♪ Old friends ♪ Old friends Doby!

Oh, my God, Ronny!

Hey, hey, remember? I was by myself and I had that dream about the orange tree. But instead of oranges, it had babies on it.

Ron, Jack wants to know if he can go back to calling himself Jack Lime instead of Jack Lame. He's really struggling with it. No. Can't. It's a bet. Oh, Jesus! If you want to change it, you can.

Hello, Mr. Burgundy.

Your ratings went through the roof. People love what you did.

Let's do this. Did you see that? How he spun on that desk? So great. All right. Quiet on the floor, please.

Did you do that with your mind? No. Liar. We're just getting word that police have finally apprehended the suspect. It turns out that he is an elderly gentleman, he's 80 years old, and he was simply confused. Unbelievable. I'm Ron Burgundy. Don't just have a great night, have an American night.