Now, ladies and gentlemen, we all know there's one reason that GNN has gotten to the top. And that reason is the greatest bloody newsman in the world. Long may he reign! Mr. Ron Burgundy! Yeah, Ron! Yeah!
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I guess we should get out of here. Maybe you should go. Yes. Why don't you guys get out of here! Despite my complete and utter isolation, your gentlemen's visit has actually made it worse!
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Damn it, Milton, what is it? Well, Ron... I, um... It looks as if both optic nerves are separated from their respective corneas. What? No other way to put this, but...
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Why have you done this to me, God? Why? Couldn't you have cured a sick child or created a new animal? But, no, you had to make Ron Burgundy blind!
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Great! All right! I don't believe it! You did it, Ron! Oh, my goodness. Thanks, Freddie.
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I don't deserve this. It was a team effort. It really was.
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Do not die in front of us!
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You're magic!
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Can I name him? Of course you can, son. What about Crackers? Give me a goddamned break. Seriously, you've got one of the most vicious predators in the ocean, you're gonna name him "Crackers"? In the future when you say I can name something, don't be a dick about it. Why don't we do this? Let's name him Doby. You talk all that smack and that's the best name you come up with? Well, we're not gonna get any better than that. I mean, you obviously can't name him anything that sounds good. How about we forget about this whole name thing and you go straight to hell? Well, I don't know what to do. We might as well poison the water and let him die. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let's just go with Doby. Fine, then it's settled. It's Doby. We'll call him Doby even though no one likes it. All right, I can live with that.
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Jack Lime's been filling in for you since you've been gone. You know, he's really not such a bad guy after all. Ha-ha. He goes by Jack Lame now. Well, he shouldn't be doing that. He should be going by Jack Lame. Brick! Brick. That's checkers and caulk. Don't eat that.
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I even decanted it! If you drank half a bottle of that, that's like... That's like nine or ten gulps. I mean, you couldn't tell that was ketchup? Did I stutter? I'm ba-lind! You're having a tough time, Ron, I know. You know what the biggest indignity is?
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Son, don't you worry, we won't let this fellow die. We'll do it together, Dad.
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There we go. Well, everyone at the station really misses you, Ron.
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It's just a bunch of crazy lines, isn't it? No. It's beautiful.