What is it? It's "Lace Man." It's a brand new superhero. I'm going to be Lace Man! Look, Ron. Joint custody isn't easy. But what we need to do is rally around this little guy right now, okay? That's never gonna happen. Oh... Excuse me? Because you, Veronica, are unfit to be a mother! Need I remind you that you took that child to a cock fight? I'm Lace Man! The game of champions! He had the time of his life! He came home splattered in blood! He picked eight winning cocks. It's never been done! You have never tried to connect with Walter.
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
36.1s
It's for Walter. Okay. So when were you going to tell me about Gary? Ron. You walked out on me. What did you expect me to do? Ron. This is awkward, I know. I'm sitting here with your wife. We make love. I'm this close to shooting a flare gun at your dick. Oh, Ron! So what does this Gary do for a living, huh? Have you done a background check on him? Gary is actually one of the most successful psychologists in all of Manhattan, Ron. Really sweet. Are you reading my mind right now? Ron, do you even know what a psychologist is?
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
26.2s
Okay. And stay away from the he-shes Ron! Down in the Bowery. Ron, I don't think that's appropriate. I'll tell you, those fellas, they got the looks, they got the curves, they got the chi-chi's, and then at some point during the evening, you reach down below the belt looking to get a little muffellita, and you get a handful of the Battle of the Bulge. You hear what I'm saying, Walter? Yes, I do. Ron, it was nice meeting you. I think it's time for you to go.
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
16.5s
Ron! - It's okay. - You stop that! He's externalizing. That's okay. No, it's not okay. He's mad. You knew I was going to throw that punch 'cause you're reading my mind! Mom! I'm home! Hey, little guy. Hey, darling. Hi, Walter. Hey, Dad.
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
7.6s
I missed you! Walter, your father has a gift for you. I have a gift specifically for you, Walter.
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
5.4s
Okay, that's actually for me, Walter. No, it's not. It's for Walter. It's a superhero costume.
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
2.5s
There you go. Yes, Gary.
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
1.4s
Fuck you.
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
1.4s
Oh, Ron!
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
3.2s
What's your favorite time of day? A minute ago.
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
2.9s
What's your favorite time of day? Now.
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
1.2s
That's good.
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
4.8s
Do you want to see the face I make when I see a snake made out of candy? Yes.
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
5.4s
Thank you. Would you like to see the smile that I use when I pose for photographs? Yes, please.
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
21.4s
All right, let's keep it civil in front of the boy. It's bad enough his mother likes to go down on rodeo clowns. Okay, you know what, out! All right. Get your things! Let's go. Fine. I'm out of here. Don't have to tell me twice. Get your things. We'll see you guys later. Yes, you will. Goodbye, Dad! Thanks for the present. Goodbye, Walter, my little man. You promise to do good in school, okay?
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
4.8s
So, is that a gift for me, Ron? No, it's not.
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
26.1s
What are you doing here? I'm over at GNN. I'm living in the city again. I really wish that you would have called first. Look, it doesn't matter whose fault the break-up was, okay? I was stubborn. You were like a mentally ill whore having PMS from the 1800s. What's your point, Ron? The point is I'm back home. And I want to spend the rest of my life... Honey, who is it?