"The Rigid Ghost." Mmm. Ah, it's the best damn rubber on the market. Hah, I got four of my seven illegitimate children using this condom. Uh, but, Brian, isn't that the whole point of wearing a condom? To not impregnate the woman? Well, you know the old expression. "Nope."
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♪ Old MacDonald had a farm And then four guys on bikes showed up. Wes Mantooth and the Channel Nine news team! Hey, what the hell are you guys doing here? This is a national news fight. You made one mistake today.
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I need to see my son! And now, to play an original composition that he wrote for his father, here is seven-year-old Walter Burgundy.
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All right. This... Okay. Here we go. Get up. There we go.
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Ron, you should see what you're doing!
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I only smoked crack that one time.
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Baxter!
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I drop this smoke and every one of you goes "poof." Well, you forgot one thing, leatherman. You drop that smoke, you die, too.
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Ron, be careful! It's okay! Walter, what is it? It's some kind of fish!
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No, don't go! Please! Wait! I'm all alone! Come back!
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He will eat you!
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Oh!
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You guys think... I don't know how to use a computer. Hey, fellas. I just saw Jack Lime out there. He's a goddamn iceman.
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I've got a sore back from carrying your ass around for the last 15 years.
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That's a lie. I've done it six more times. You made Brick cry.