Let's bring out our world-class trainers here, Jesse and Paula.
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It's either me or the job. It doesn't have to be a choice, Ron.
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Don't do this. Don't throw away everything that we've worked so hard for.
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I'm so lonely I paid a hobo to spoon with me.
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Here's another fun fact, I haven't felt the loving embrace of a human being in over three months.
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Oh! Sweet cream on nipples! Uh, Mr. Burgundy? Hello, I... Oh, my God!
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I drop this smoke and every one of you goes "poof." Well, you forgot one thing, leatherman. You drop that smoke, you die, too.
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The slain Civil Rights leader was eulogized... Oh! Oh, wow! Did you see that? Right on the lens!
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Voodoo. Voodoo? Yes, voodoo. That shit will mess you up. And it is 100% real. Promise me that you'll never go to Haiti. I promise, Dad. This was good. I enjoyed spending time with you. Me, too, Dad. Oh, and hey. Do you want to go to Haiti sometime? No. Good. Good. What did you tell him? I didn't tell him anything. He hasn't slept for four days, Ron! Everywhere we go, he asks me if we're going to Haiti! What does that even mean? I am so sick and tired that you've sheltered him from the evils of voodoo. You need to learn to connect with him in a healthy way! Let me ask you something, and I'm not trying to be funny here. Are you sure he's not a midget with a learning disability? He is seven years old, Ron. All right. Now listen to me. He has a science fair tomorrow, at 8:00, and he wants you to be there. I will be there. All right? Now, who do you have for sweeps week? I'm not discussing work with you, Ron, okay? Just be there at the science fair tomorrow. Fine!
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No, don't go! Please! Wait! I'm all alone! Come back!
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Do faces on the TV screen and Planet of the Apes action figures count?
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"The Rigid Ghost." Mmm. Ah, it's the best damn rubber on the market. Hah, I got four of my seven illegitimate children using this condom. Uh, but, Brian, isn't that the whole point of wearing a condom? To not impregnate the woman? Well, you know the old expression. "Nope."
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♪ Old MacDonald had a farm And then four guys on bikes showed up. Wes Mantooth and the Channel Nine news team! Hey, what the hell are you guys doing here? This is a national news fight. You made one mistake today.
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Ron, you should see what you're doing!
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Long live Ron Burgundy!
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I need to see my son! And now, to play an original composition that he wrote for his father, here is seven-year-old Walter Burgundy.
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Mmm. These are first-rate flapjacks. I'm telling you, suicide makes you hungry, I don't care what anyone says. My name is Freddie Shapp, and I'm a producer of a new kind of news. We're starting a 24-hour news channel. First of its kind! GNN. The Global News Network.