Linda, I don't understand what you are doing with him. Oh, you know what I'm comin' at you with, you big black mother of Linda. Mix it up in a pot! Makin' it spicy! Oh, my Lord. Hey. In the back, cooking up chitlins. Big ol' titties. Big ol' titties. Excuse me? - That's my mama, man. - Hey. Wave your hands in the air. Wave your hands in the air like you just don't care. Please, don't do this. Now, which one of you pipe-hittin' bitches can pass me the mashed potatoes? Oh, I don't think that dinner could've gone any better. Are you nuts? No, I'm not! I had a wonderful evening!
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I like the way they're put together. I like fighting girls. I like to cunt punt cowboys. You eat pussy? You're gonna. Hey! There's not gonna be any fight without Scott Riles and the incredibly polite Canadian News team.
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Can I ask you a personal question? I'm not sure what that is, but yes. Have you ever kissed anyone?
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His team start at a .2, and then they finish at a 5.6? That's unbelievable! They tripled Jack Lime's numbers! How is that even possible? Who are these guys? They're a local team out of San Diego.
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All right, let's do it.
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I know, I know, I love you, too.
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Cher, is that you? You can't recognize me by my voice?
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Why do we have to fight? There's so much I could learn from you.
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Get out!
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Hey. I got some news. Freddie, we don't exactly want to hear - the word "news" right now. - Yeah. You're right. Forget it. Forget I was even here.
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Well... Seems like you're buying time, Ron. I'm not buying time. Ron! Just do what men have been doing for thousands of years, and punch the woman. Punch her! You're stalling. Punch the woman! Here comes the Toledo Express. All aboard!
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This, uh, meeting has been very productive. You can pick me up at 8:00. Okay, I'm very confused by what's going on here.
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Have you ever heard of synergy?
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Look at that little guy!
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What was that, Brick? I'm wearing two pairs of pants.
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Really? Every news station is copying what you did, Ron. All the stories are about animals, or car chases or strip clubs. The genie has been let out of the bottle, and old Ron Burgundy popped the cork. That's why I quit WBC News. What? There's no real news... being reported out there. It's just all about ratings.