Fresh from a farmyard pheasant shoot, these two are starting to like each other. It's looking good, Ray. It's looking fucking good. - [gunshot] - I'm impressed with what you've done with your enterprise. You see, try as I might, I can't work out how you do it, and bush is my game. How does anyone grow 50 tons of super skunk without letting anyone else know how they do it? I'm flattered to hear that from you, Matthew. I imagine that big brain of yours is sweating a stream of tears just trying to figure it out. Brilliance should be acknowledged. Mm. Run the numbers by me again. 200 million gross p.a., 100 million net. But your people know this already. They've swept the numbers for months now. The bottom line is I'll sell it to you for 400 million.
The Gentlemen
4.1s
Look, we both know growing is only 50% of the business.
The Gentlemen
2.3s
And that's if you do nothing with it.
The Gentlemen
2.5s
And you want me to pay top dollar for it?
The Gentlemen
1.3s
Watch your head.
The Gentlemen
4.7s
Ooh. A delightful tool shed for 400 million dollars.
The Gentlemen
6.5s
Did you know it took 15 years after alcohol prohibition ended back home for the legal market to scratch that itch?
The Gentlemen
2.9s
Yes, it's a win-win, no matter how you look at it.
The Gentlemen
3.8s
A gentleman's quote is a gentleman's word.
The Gentlemen
2.1s
Fuck you.
The Gentlemen
28s
He wants to ruin him, but I am here to do you a favor. And it's not like you're not getting something for your money. You could even turn that script into a feature film, Raymond. We could make it together. We could be partners. I have learned off you lot. You gotta look after number one, and now it's my turn. The sun is not going up for me, Ray. It's going down.
The Gentlemen
1.6s
And you would own them all.
The Gentlemen
24.2s
And every time you inherit a fortune, you lose half to the state. - [slurps] - So this is my moment to swoop in like a guardian fucking angel and offer my services so they can keep their houses in order. And they're not too bothered about what I do, as long as that cash keeps rolling in each year. It's good to get a lord, yes, but it's not easy. It takes work, wine, women and disco.
The Gentlemen
16.2s
[boy 2] Trigger. That's you. Go on. - [boy 3] That's you. You're up, bruv. - [boy 1] Yeah? [boy 3] Do him. Fucking do him, lad. - [boy 1] Stick it in him, bruv. - [gasps] Now, if you're gonna stab, stab, Trigger. - Don't, you know, dance. - [customers chattering] What are yous, like a Four Tops tribute act or something?
The Gentlemen
40.8s
You're a filthy fantasist, and now it's time to leave. Oh, don't be silly. I'm only just lubing you up. Now, there is a reason why Matthew, or anyone else for that matter, cannot work out how Mickey does what he does. How does he grow 50 tons of white widow super cheese every year? Everyone knows that needs a lot of space. So where is the space and how come he's kept it under wraps? You can't just dig a hole in the ground and drop 200 shipping containers in there. Oh, no, my love. That will not work. No. You have to be creative. You need an angle. The problem with land in this country is there's not much of it... and there's public access even when it's supposed to be private.
The Gentlemen
4.6s
If it's as discreet and as lucrative as you claim it is, I'll buy the whole business.
The Gentlemen
17.7s
Toffs, aristocrats, dukes, duchesses, lords and ladies, lots of land and fuck all dough. Houses to keep, damp to keep out, silver to polish. You must remember that cash is very persuasive to the class that got spanked by angry lefties and death duties.
The Gentlemen
8.8s
Who the fuck are your mates, Brown? No need to get excited, young man. We will be gone in a few moments. No, no, no, you'll be gone before then. Get the fuck out now.