You're a filthy fantasist, and now it's time to leave. Oh, don't be silly. I'm only just lubing you up. Now, there is a reason why Matthew, or anyone else for that matter, cannot work out how Mickey does what he does. How does he grow 50 tons of white widow super cheese every year? Everyone knows that needs a lot of space. So where is the space and how come he's kept it under wraps? You can't just dig a hole in the ground and drop 200 shipping containers in there. Oh, no, my love. That will not work. No. You have to be creative. You need an angle. The problem with land in this country is there's not much of it... and there's public access even when it's supposed to be private.
The Gentlemen
24.2s
And every time you inherit a fortune, you lose half to the state. - [slurps] - So this is my moment to swoop in like a guardian fucking angel and offer my services so they can keep their houses in order. And they're not too bothered about what I do, as long as that cash keeps rolling in each year. It's good to get a lord, yes, but it's not easy. It takes work, wine, women and disco.
The Gentlemen
8.8s
Who the fuck are your mates, Brown? No need to get excited, young man. We will be gone in a few moments. No, no, no, you'll be gone before then. Get the fuck out now.
The Gentlemen
4.2s
Such a shame it will go bankrupt in ten years when things go legal in the great UK.
The Gentlemen
4.6s
If it's as discreet and as lucrative as you claim it is, I'll buy the whole business.
The Gentlemen
4.5s
- Aslan. - And where are you from, Aslan? You don't sound like one of the natives.
The Gentlemen
1.5s
Do you know who owns this gaff?
The Gentlemen
14.7s
[Raymond] You're wrong, Fletcher. That's not how Michael works. Yeah, I know. I know. I was just having a bit of fun. Every movie needs a bit of action, doesn't it? And it's not like Michael doesn't have a reputation. Had a reputation. He's been gentrified.
The Gentlemen
13.3s
But the dragon couldn't understand what "fuck off" meant, so he persisted and continued to ask the lion about acquiring his territory. So the lion took the little dragon for a walk and put five bullets in his little dragon head.
The Gentlemen
10.8s
Bold move, that, coming in heavy, sanctioned or unsanctioned... by the dragon head himself, Lord George.
The Gentlemen
5.8s
Now, things started to unravel after that meeting. Didn't Mickey get a rat infestation at one of his farms?
The Gentlemen
3.5s
Michael, you should recons... [tuts]
The Gentlemen
1.8s
The bottom, please, darling.
The Gentlemen
1.5s
Ballys down.
The Gentlemen
13.6s
Because it's fight porn at one of my farms. ♪ We're the Toddlers Are you dumb? ♪ ♪ Just know that we come from The bottom of the slum And we're hungry ♪ ♪ Means we're coming For the crumbs And we're like a tax man ♪ ♪ 'Cause we're coming For your funds, bang, bang You see us in a gang ♪ [hip-hop music continues]
The Gentlemen
18.4s
My name's Ernie. 'Cause the left hand's fast and the right hand's sturdy. ♪ The left hand's fast And the right hand's sturdy ♪ ♪ You know I've been Bad from early, your little Headlock can't hurt me ♪ - ♪ I'm fighting dirty ♪ - Jim. ♪ Jim, Jim The Iron Chin ♪ ♪ You already know Man can't fuck with him ♪ ♪ When it comes to This fighting thing ♪ ♪ Man'll head-butt him Put in the double-leg takedown ♪ Why are we watching fight porn, Ray?
The Gentlemen
12.3s
Aristocratic, junkie, bulimic, auto-tuned singing daughter shacked up with some smacked-out, once-upon-a-time pop star, and all looked after by Mickey Pearson. I like it. You know, I like it a lot.