Yous are embarrassing yourself here, lads. Kids stab, girls shoot, boys punch. Grown-ups fight with their heads. That's where the real battle is. Up here, in the gray. [boy 2] He sparked me out, bruv. Now, wake up, lads. Life's quick, you're slow. Life's hard on a bone top.
The Gentlemen
16.2s
[boy 2] Trigger. That's you. Go on. - [boy 3] That's you. You're up, bruv. - [boy 1] Yeah? [boy 3] Do him. Fucking do him, lad. - [boy 1] Stick it in him, bruv. - [gasps] Now, if you're gonna stab, stab, Trigger. - Don't, you know, dance. - [customers chattering] What are yous, like a Four Tops tribute act or something?
The Gentlemen
3.2s
Took us a while to find your insurance policies.
The Gentlemen
1.5s
[man 1] We don't give a fuck.
The Gentlemen
8.8s
Who the fuck are your mates, Brown? No need to get excited, young man. We will be gone in a few moments. No, no, no, you'll be gone before then. Get the fuck out now.
The Gentlemen
17.7s
Toffs, aristocrats, dukes, duchesses, lords and ladies, lots of land and fuck all dough. Houses to keep, damp to keep out, silver to polish. You must remember that cash is very persuasive to the class that got spanked by angry lefties and death duties.
The Gentlemen
15s
So why has Big Dave got it in for my boss? Two months ago, your man Mickey made my man Dave feel like a right fucking idiot. Henry. Mickey. How did he do that? Didn't accept his hand. - Dave. Daily Print. - Yes.
The Gentlemen
8.5s
Men, excuse us. [Fletcher] Well, he might just as well have pulled Dave's cock off. I do believe that was a bit of a fuck off, Dave. [laughs] [Fletcher] 'Cause he just fizzled like a party balloon.
The Gentlemen
8.1s
Twelve sites. Twelve farms. One thousand of these estates in the great UK. Bonne chance trying to find them all.
The Gentlemen
15.3s
...and any other busy cunt with enough time on his hands to sniff the green tweed of England. - [man] Good morning! - [dog barking] And they have groups, forums, meetings, social media, and they love a good chat and a hiss about anyone who's decided to mow his lawn without a license.
The Gentlemen
10.6s
And the public have rights: dog walkers... - [horn honks] - Yes, jog on. ...footpaths, right to roam, bimblers, ramblers, - badger lovers... - [squeaks]
The Gentlemen
8.4s
That's no reason to go after a fella. Well, I don't know what to tell you. He wants Mickey's blood. And he would be getting it too, if it wasn't for...
The Gentlemen
2.6s
And that's before you even think about getting power in here.
The Gentlemen
2s
- [phone vibrating] - Fuck.
The Gentlemen
1.4s
I've got photos.
The Gentlemen
1.7s
Think of it as philanthropy.
The Gentlemen
10.5s
[Mickey] I don't think so, but I like to err on the side of caution. What does that mean? It means I'm going to have to close shop, shut this farm down and make it disappear.
The Gentlemen
2s
It's funny, really, but it couldn't be worse timing.
