Everyone watching, if you're in the Columbus stacks, this is Parzival. My real-world name is Wade Watts, and we're gonna need your help. Aech, head for the stacks! Okay, hold on! (TIRES SCREECHING)
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Yeah, I know. Not what you were expecting, huh? Yeah, I wasn't expecting a late '30s-model postal van.
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(GROANS)
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(IN BRITISH ACCENT) Well played, Parzival. (IN NORMAL VOICE) Jim told me nothing about the contest, so there was no rule about me losing a bet to a smart kid. Not that you needed my help. You figured out that Kira was the key on your own. Yeah, but... Kira wasn't the key.
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That's a good choice. (CROWD CHEERING)
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Then what are you?
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Mr. Morrow... I mean, Og, how'd you get here so fast? I flew from the stars on my magic sleigh. (CHUCKLES) Everyone's been watching. Of course, I've been watching a little closer than most. You? You're the Curator?
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There's something I need to do first.
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Aech, what the hell's going on? Just practicing Mario Kart. What do you think? IOI's trying to kill us, man!
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Do you want it or not?
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Hadouken!
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F'Nale, listen to me very carefully. (NOLAN GROANS)
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Holy hand grenade! How much did that cost? Less than it's gonna cost them.
