(AIR HISSING) Damn, I loved that bike. Oh, Aech could... Well, he's my friend, but he could fix it for you.
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Wow.
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Well, well, well. So you found my Jade Key.
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(GROWLS) Balls.
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To be honest, I have kind of a neck thing. It's like a carpel-tunnel deal but with your neck, if that's even a thing. So if you could just stand to... to your right. My right, your left.
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(MISSILES ARMING)
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Did she just ask me out? And I was starting to like her. All right. I don't do that.
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(GIBBERING)
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(GROANS)
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It's so much slower here.
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(GASPING)
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(THEME FROM THE SHINING PLAYING)
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And?
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-Kira was a very beautiful-- -Go on.
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Help me out of this.
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WADE: You see, Warren Robinett was proud of Adventure. He wanted people to know who was behind it. That's why he created the first digital Easter egg and to find it, you didn't even have to win. You just had to blindly play, searching around in rooms for an invisible dot. You took the dot back to the main screen and that's when you found the first Easter egg ever put in a video game. -The creator's name. -(BEEPING)
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MAN: Freeze, freeze, freeze!
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First to the key! ALL: First to the egg! First to the egg! MAN: ♪ We're not gonna take it ♪ No, we ain't gonna take it ♪ We're not gonna take it anymore ♪ We've got the right to choose it ♪ There ain't no way we'll lose it ♪ This is our life, this is our song Adventure. ♪ We'll fight the powers that be just ♪ Don't pick our destiny 'cause ♪ You don't know us, you don't belong -(SQUEALING) -(ALL GRUNTING)