WADE: "Wade Watts." My dad picked that name because it sounded like a superhero's alter ego, like Peter Parker or Bruce Banner. But he died when I was a kid. My mom, too, and I ended up here, living with Aunt Alice and her endless string of hard-loving losers.
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(TIRES SCREECHES)
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(PANTING) Yeah, I felt those.
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(BOTH GRUNTING)
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What's going on, man? I can't see shit. Parzival just got the Crystal Key!
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Everyone who wins loses. It's not about winning. It's about playing.
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The final key! It's being broadcast.
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(PLAYERS GROANING)
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(GROANS)
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Yeah, I know. Not what you were expecting, huh? Yeah, I wasn't expecting a late '30s-model postal van.
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(GROANS)
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Aech, what the hell's going on? Just practicing Mario Kart. What do you think? IOI's trying to kill us, man!
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Do you want it or not?
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Hadouken!
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Holy hand grenade! How much did that cost? Less than it's gonna cost them.
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Get me out of this thing.
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But this is my world, Sorrento.
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Wade? Wait, I thought the Cataclyst went off. How are you still playing? Extra life, long story. Sorry I shot you. Sho? What? Do I have to wear a sign saying, "I am 11 years old, shoot me first"? No, thanks. -Dude, give me a hug. -Ninjas don't hug! All right, everybody, hold on to somethin'.
