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42.2s
Um, well, I've been meaning to ask you. Um... you know, since you're in here, uh, well, I was wondering if you wouldn't mind me staying at your house for a little bit. You came up here to ask me that? - I also came to see you. - You came... No, you didn't come to see me. You came to ask me that. And, no, you can't stay at my house. I'm sor... I have nowhere to go, bro. - My house is frightening, dude. - My mom kicked, my mom - kicked me out. - The fuck are you doing with your life? Drive all the way down here just to ask me if you can stay at my house. - No, I-I... - No, you don't love me. I do love you. I'm sorry. I-I... You're right. I shouldn't have asked. I'm sorry. And you know what? I need you to do me a favor. Anything, bro. Just ask. You got to feed my cat, all right? For the next three to five months. Is there anything else I could do? 'Cause I'm-I'm kind of allergic to cats.
The King of Staten Island
41.4s
You better look out for Sprinkles, because I'm looking out for you, all right? You got it. And, listen, man. I need you to spend time with Sprinkles. I don't want you just going in there, feeding him and running out. You got to go in there, scratch his belly. You tell him I miss him and I'll see him soon. Right. Um, how, uh, how are the boys? How's Igor and Richie doing in there? I'll tell you right now. I haven't seen Richie. Igor? Bro, look to your right. That's Carla. Carla. Holy shit! Get the... Bro, she's fucking real. She's fucking real. She's fucking real. Holy shit. Yo. She's hot, man.
The King of Staten Island
24s
Is he, uh, is he weird around you guys? No. He's nice. He asks me how I'm doing. What do you tell him? I say I'm doing fine. Look, you don't have to lie to make me feel better, all right? I know me and your mom could do a better job getting along through all of this, and, uh... Hey, I'm sorry if I haven't handled it so well.
The King of Staten Island
19.3s
No, I got this one to impress a girl. Oh? And how did that work out? Not good. - We've been married 18 years. - Ooh, poor woman. - 18 years, huh? - Congratulations. - Thank you. - Wow. The rest I got, you know, Maori, tribal. It's beautiful work, man. Thank you, man. I appreciate that. - What was that one? - Maori. This stands for strength and courage. - Really? - Yeah.
The King of Staten Island
17s
Why do we have to clean this thing anyway? It's just gonna get fire on it. You think the people that are burning alive give a fuck if the truck is shiny? Just saying. I don't even know why you got to clean the truck. What, you're trying to show up all sexy to a fire? I like him.
The King of Staten Island