Thanks for helping us pack the car. I'm sorry. I didn't realize you guys were done already.
The King of Staten Island
20.1s
Hey, Scott. What's up? - Oh, hi. - Hi. I, uh... I just came by to say hi to the kids. Are-are they around? Oh. Well, they're not here. They went to their grandma's. Oh. Well, what do you got going on over there? I'm trying to open this bottle of wine, but I think I mangled the cork.
The King of Staten Island
7.8s
- Fucking asshole. - Throw a fucking punch at me? - Oh, yeah. - Huh? You gonna cool off? - Come here, cocksucker. - You gonna cool off? I'll fucking cool you off. Yeah, I'll fucking cool you off!
The King of Staten Island
5.7s
All right, that's it, that's it. It's over. It's over. Huh? Huh? - You like that? You like that? - Ow.
The King of Staten Island
5.3s
Um, the robbers are inside! Hands in the air! The lady inside's got a gun.
The King of Staten Island
2.8s
Get down on the ground! Do not move!
The King of Staten Island
19.1s
Hey, you cool off now? You're in there 'cause of your own actions! Are you kidding me?! I'm gonna tell my mom you tried to drown me. In an aboveground pool? You're, like, fucking eight feet tall. You're lucky my dad isn't here. He would kick your ass. Oh, yeah? Well, guess what, I knew your dad. Okay? - Yeah? - Yeah, I crossed paths with him a number of times. And you know what? He was even a bigger asshole than you are!
The King of Staten Island
6s
Hey. Where do you go to the bathroom around here? Well, number one, down there. Number two, Dunkin' Donuts across the street.
The King of Staten Island
4.8s
I've had it up to here. I'm done. Both of you, get your shit out of here.
The King of Staten Island
5.8s
Oh, well, I could help. You want me to help? Yes. Yes. Please.
The King of Staten Island
3.6s
Have a wonderful day, man. Oh, thanks.
The King of Staten Island
3.5s
Shut off your ringers! Goddamn it.
The King of Staten Island
2s
How'd you sleep, big man?
The King of Staten Island
2.3s
- Mm. - You know...
The King of Staten Island
1m4s
Oh, Jesus Christ. What are you doing here? Look, uh, I-I don't have anywhere else to go, all right? I'm out of options, so... Why would I care? I'm sorry. Like, uh-uh... Go sleep under a tree. I don't care. Do you have any idea what you took from me? Do you? Huh? You do a 60-minute interview with my ex-wife to find out what kind of guy I am? What do you think she was gonna say? - I don't know. I... - By the way, I'm not a gambler, okay? I day-trade. I don't know the difference. You should've found out before you shot your mouth off. I know you smoke a lot of weed, but you're not dumb. You knew what the fuck you were doing. You went to the person that hates me the most to get the worst review you could possibly get. Why didn't you come down here and ask these guys what they thought of me? Did you ever think of doing that? I'm sorry. You're right. You're right. - Uh, I shouldn't have done... - You're not sorry or you wouldn't have done it. So now what? Now you don't have a place to stay? So now you come down here with your little puppy dog look on your face, and I'm supposed to feel bad? Look, all I know is, if you're not nice to me, then my mom will hate you forever and she'll never forgive you. Really? You're gonna play that card? It's a, it's a pretty good card. It's all I got.
The King of Staten Island
1.7s
Fuck.
The King of Staten Island
16s
Are you mad at me? Me? No, of course not. Are-are you mad at me? I mean, - no, but... - Are they... Are they asking questions about me? I'm not gonna snitch on you, man. But at the same time, like, what am I gonna say to them? You were the lookout that didn't look out.
The King of Staten Island
12.4s
What's that? Oh, that's Ice Flash. Scott drew it for me, but it didn't come out so good. Yeah, I think his drawings are a little shaky. That's the one that I drew.