Jesus Christ. He didn't put anything stupid on there, did he? Took forever.
The King of Staten Island
6.8s
I let your son practice on me. How's it look? He won't let me see it till it's done. Let me see it.
The King of Staten Island
3.1s
Oh, shit. Hey, hey!
The King of Staten Island
3.5s
Yeah, jump in. Jump in.
The King of Staten Island
8.7s
Well, you don't want me to go to any, like, life events? Life... What's a life event? What does that, what does that even mean?
The King of Staten Island
8s
Are there metal detectors in here? I-I'm not sure. Why? Don't even worry about it. I'll tell you later. Oh, shit.
The King of Staten Island
1.9s
Yeah.
The King of Staten Island
18.8s
- You looking at my cards, you piece of shit? - What? No, no, no, no. I'm talking about the tattoo. What are you doing? - What? - First good hand you dealt me all night, you're cheating? - He was talking about the tattoo. - Exactly. You are the worst liar ever. What's six times four? 24. 24. Yeah, 24. What's seven times five?
The King of Staten Island
19s
1-4-9 to 1-4-9, Chauffer to start work. 1-4-9 Chauffeur to Control. Turn on the hydrant. All right. Suit up. 10-4. Ladder 5-7 to Chauffeur. George, take the aerial and vent that third-floor window, and then get the aerial to the roof.
The King of Staten Island
15.6s
Listen up. We're getting multiple calls on this box. We're going to a fire. Suit up! Ladder 5-7 to Staten Island. Yes, go ahead, Ladder 5-7. Transmitting second alarm. Box 1-1-8. Fire in the first and second floor of a five-story multiple dwelling.
The King of Staten Island
4.3s
I should've invited you to the party! I didn't know it was a life event!
The King of Staten Island
3s
Fuck.
The King of Staten Island
10.2s
Maybe do something cultural. Like, broaden your horizons. All right. Good luck. Have fun. Oh, my God, I'm freaking out! I'm scared.
The King of Staten Island
30.5s
And heroes are necessary. And they should be allowed to have families, all right? But I know it means, you know, that people suffer. And I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Well, but I'm sorry for being a dick. - There's-there's two sides to every story. - No. Thank you for sharing with me. Thanks for taking me here. - All right, we don't have to get all Oprah. - Yeah. - It's all right. - Hey, to Stan. - Yeah, Stan. - Yeah, Stan. - Stan. - Stan. - Stan.
The King of Staten Island
6.2s
None of my friends will let me tattoo them anymore and... Hey, why don't you give me a tattoo?
The King of Staten Island
6.9s
Were you, like, into that? No, you know, it-it takes a lot of practice, you know, and...