Thanks for helping us pack the car. I'm sorry. I didn't realize you guys were done already.
The King of Staten Island
17.1s
No, no. No, no, no. You told me not to. I would never disobey you. Thank you for letting him do this, Ray. Oh, I didn't do anything. I just sat there. He did all the work. You liked going over the spine, didn't ya? Took it like a champ. I sat there wincing.
The King of Staten Island
4m24s
♪ Mm ♪ ♪ Ay-oh ♪ ♪ Hey ♪ ♪ Ratatat ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪ ♪ Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na ♪ ♪ Tell me what you know about dreaming, dreaming ♪ ♪ You don't really know about nothing, nothing ♪ ♪ You don't really care about the trials of tomorrow ♪ ♪ Rather lay awake in the bed full of sorrow ♪ ♪ I'm on the pursuit of happiness and I know ♪ ♪ Everything that shine ain't always gonna be gold, hey ♪ ♪ I'll be fine once I get it ♪ ♪ I'll be good ♪ ♪ I'm on the pursuit of happiness and I know ♪ ♪ Everything that shine ain't always gonna be gold, hey ♪ ♪ I'll be fine once I get it ♪ ♪ I'll be good ♪ ♪ Tell me what you know about dreaming, dreaming ♪ ♪ You don't really know about nothing, nothing ♪ ♪ Tell me what you know about ♪ ♪ Them night terrors every night ♪ ♪ 5:00 a.m., cold sweats, waking up to the sky ♪ ♪ I'm on the pursuit of happiness and I know ♪ ♪ Everything that shine ain't always gonna be gold, hey ♪ ♪ I'll be fine once I get it ♪ ♪ I'll be good ♪ ♪ Pursuit of happiness ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪ ♪ I'll get it ♪ ♪ I'll be good. ♪ ♪ Ooh... ♪ ♪ Ooh ♪ ♪ Oh, never, never, never ♪ ♪ Did I ever stop to think ♪ ♪ That I'd find myself here with you ♪ ♪ In your own world of dreams ♪ ♪ Oh, but here I am ♪ ♪ Again with you ♪ ♪ You are my joy ♪ ♪ And my joy is you ♪ ♪ Never, never ♪ ♪ Never did I ever stop loving you ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪ ♪ Sometimes I stop and ask ♪ ♪ And wonder where you were ♪ ♪ Then I rip you from my mind ♪ ♪ 'Cause I thought you didn't care ♪ ♪ Oh, but here I am ♪ ♪ Again with you ♪ ♪ This time I know ♪ ♪ What my heart can do ♪ ♪ Never, never ♪ ♪ Never did I ever stop loving you ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪ ♪ I don't know why ♪ ♪ I had to play the game of losing you ♪ ♪ To make me see ♪ ♪ That I still love you ♪ ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ ♪ But here I am ♪ ♪ Again with you ♪ ♪ You are my joy ♪ ♪ And my joy is you ♪ ♪ Never, never ♪ ♪ Never did I ever stop loving you ♪ ♪ Oh, no, oh, no ♪ ♪ Never, never, ooh, never, baby ♪ ♪ Did I ever stop loving you ♪ ♪ I just can't stop ♪ ♪ No, no, no ♪ ♪ Never, never, never ♪ ♪ Did I ever stop loving you ♪ ♪ Ooh ♪ ♪ Never, baby ♪ ♪ Did I stop loving you ♪ ♪ Oh, no, oh ♪ ♪ Never, never, never ♪ ♪ Did I ever stop loving you, baby ♪ ♪ Yeah, oh ♪ ♪ Never, never. ♪
The King of Staten Island
18s
Hey, will you wait for me while I do it and then we can go back to Staten Island together? Yeah. Of course. How long are you gonna be? Three and a half hours. All right. - Really? - Yeah, I'll go figure something out. Okay. All right. Cool. Good luck.
The King of Staten Island
10.2s
Maybe do something cultural. Like, broaden your horizons. All right. Good luck. Have fun. Oh, my God, I'm freaking out! I'm scared.
The King of Staten Island
9.8s
"Of the 250 people working at a medical facility, - 16% are clerks." - Mm-hmm. "How many are not clerks?" You're showing me the page.
The King of Staten Island
1m45s
Well, I know you're into art, so I thought you could expand your horizons while I'm gone. You got a gift receipt for this? - You okay? - Fine... Yeah. Wh-What do you mean? Yeah, I'm... You gonna be okay without me here? What, you don't think I can survive here without you? Okay, just don't be a dick, okay? Like, be nice to Mom, okay? Don't give her a hard time. - She deserves a break. - I always give her a-a break. What are you... When's... When am I gonna get my break? Like... What are you talking about? All anyone ever does is worry about you. I was ignored my entire childhood 'cause of you. Oh, yeah, I forgot that my childhood was so dandy. Okay, you don't get to act crazy your whole life just 'cause Dad died, okay? At least you got to know him. Well, you're lucky you didn't get to know him, okay? 'Cause that's why you're almost normal. If you got to know him, you would've known that he was, like, the fucking coolest guy ever, and that would've ruined the rest of your life. Okay, like, but what are you gonna do? Are you gonna get a job or are you gonna leave the house? I don't know. I-I'm gonna open that tattoo restaurant. No, like, for real. I am being real. It's a great... It's never been done before. I looked it up. I googled it. It's never been done, not even as a joke. Because no one wants to go to a restaurant and watch people get tattooed while they eat. - It's gross. - It's the best idea ever. Ruby Tattoosdays, where everyone's welcome. - Chicken and tattoos. - That's not a business! You know, you got to get your shit together. Time is passing by very quickly. That's why I smoke weed all the time, okay? It slows it all down. Fucking God. See, I'm worried about you. Well, why now? You never gave a shit. You, like, literally never cared until this second. Like, wh-what, what gives? You never looked out for me once. You're my older brother. You're supposed to look out for me. You're-you're just guilty 'cause you're leaving? Now, all of a sudden, you're afraid I'm gonna die? I was gonna die anyway, whether you stay or not. - Are you gonna hurt yourself? - Probably. Yeah, I'm probably gonna hurt myself. I don't know how, but yeah.
The King of Staten Island
18.4s
Postcoital. If you ever come to see me, if you ever come see me, that's... - It'll happen that night, I guarantee it. - Yeah, I know. Oh, here he is. - Hey. - Hey. - How you doing? - Good. How are you? Good to see you again. Yeah. Uh, I'm-I'm really sorry for branding your kid. Oh, no, no, no. It's-it's fine. It's fine. Cost 350, but I didn't make your mom pay for it.
The King of Staten Island
20.5s
Look at this guy. - Having the time of his life. - Mm-hmm. Acting like he owns the place. I know that guy. Eggplant parmesan. Oh. I'll be. Your moms is a bit of a baddie. She look postcoital. - What's "postcoital"? - It's like post-fucking, but it's your mom, so I want to be nice. But, uh, oh, it's definitely happening.
The King of Staten Island
54.5s
It's Ray. Who's Ray? Remember the kid you tattooed? His father. - That fucking prick? - Yeah, I know. He's a really nice man, and he's really good to me. - And he's a fireman. - He's a fireman?! That's fucked up. - Why? - W-What do you mean, why? I mean, uh, you haven't dated anyone in 17 years since Dad, and the first guy you date is a fireman? You don't think that's a little fucking weird? I got nothing against firemen. Neither do I, but the-the guy doesn't like me, and he has the same job as Dad, like... I'm fucked up as it is, Mom. Like, I have Crohn's, okay? There's something wrong up here. Huh. I can't find my watch! What are you trying to do to me here?! Haven't I been through enough?! Wait, what did I, what did I do wrong? W-What did I do wrong? What did I do? What... I'm sorry. Like, what did I do? I'm not, I'm not doing it to you. I just... I-I don't want to be alone the rest of my life. I don't want you to be alone, either. That would suck, but, like, come on. This is, like... This is pretty obvious this is not a good choice, right?
The King of Staten Island
46.1s
I would like us to have dinner. I... This is very, very important to me. I am in a serious relationship... - You're in a serious rela... - ...with a very nice man. With that guy?! Come on! Y-You don't love him, do you? You're not say... You're not, like, saying that, right? I-I... Well, we don't use that word yet. But if he said it to me, I-I would say it back. Oh, my God! Jesus! Do you not learn?! Look what happened last time! - You want to do that again? - Okay. All right? How about this? How about we come by the restaurant and we have dinner when you're working and you just come by and you just say hi? Just say hi a couple times. How about that? How about that? How about... Why don't you ask him? Huh? Why don't you just build another shrine to Ray while you're at it? Right across from Dad's so they can be fucking pals!
The King of Staten Island
35s
I'm seeing somebody. What does that mean? Uh, uh, I'm seeing a man. Well, I-I've been dating someone for a little while now. You're dating someone? That-That's awesome. Like, w-why are you dating him secretly, you little slut? W-Why didn't you tell me? Is he, like, really, really old or... or is he really, really young? Is it one of my friends? Is it Igor? No, no, no. I just, I... I just didn't want to bother you unless it was really serious. Bother? You're my mom. I hope you're getting banged out real good. Who's the lucky guy? Uh, it's, um...
The King of Staten Island
19.5s
No, seriously, you look great. - Really? - Yeah. I just don't, like... I mean, are you flirting with me or...? - Yeah. - Yeah? Yeah, a lot. This is, this is what it looks like. It is really subtle. I couldn't... I can't tell what's going on. This is how it looks. I'm very subtle. All right. - I'm rusty. You're subtle. - Okay. - Yeah, yeah. - Nice to meet you.
The King of Staten Island
9s
I see you out there, man. You're doing great. Keep... Just keep doing what you're doing. Have a good time, you know? The more fun you have, the more fun the customers have. All right, thanks.
The King of Staten Island
12.6s
Just one-one second. Let me, let me, let me turn off this light. Got a lot of lamps, huh? It's like a store or something. Come here. Mm.
The King of Staten Island
6.1s
♪ Zoots done did it again, uh ♪ ♪ Said Zoots done did it again, ah... ♪ I think we have a winner.
The King of Staten Island
2.9s
- Come here. - Mm-hmm. Mm.
The King of Staten Island
26.2s
Everybody gets it at a different time. Anyways, what are you, uh... I-I'm just sitting here, doing all the talking here. What do you, what do you do? I'm a nurse. I'm a school nurse. I'm also an ER nurse. - You work in the ER? - Mm-hmm. Jesus Christ, Margie, we probably met each other. Could be. So, how you doing? I'm... very tired. Really? Well, you don't look tired.