I'm really glad we did that. It was really nice. Me, too. That was awesome. Yeah. I missed you. Oh, yeah? I missed you, too. Just like, uh, old times. I miss all my friends, you know. Mr. Shark, Mr. Weird Skeleton. Well, they missed you, too. They missed you, too.
The King of Staten Island
6.1s
Hey, yo, Dougie, can I crash in your room? That's not happening, bro. Jesus Christ.
The King of Staten Island
4.7s
Hey, w-what do I do? Do what you always do. Sit there and do nothing.
The King of Staten Island
1.7s
Fuck.
The King of Staten Island
1.8s
Hey, man.
The King of Staten Island
26.6s
Ray. Hey, Ray. Raymond. Ray! What? Hey, I can't sleep. I-I never go to sleep this early. Oh. Well, you know what you should do? You should shut the fuck up. Go to sleep. Thanks. Can't go to sleep. Why don't you dip your weed in NyQuil, you fucking drug addict?
The King of Staten Island
41.4s
You better look out for Sprinkles, because I'm looking out for you, all right? You got it. And, listen, man. I need you to spend time with Sprinkles. I don't want you just going in there, feeding him and running out. You got to go in there, scratch his belly. You tell him I miss him and I'll see him soon. Right. Um, how, uh, how are the boys? How's Igor and Richie doing in there? I'll tell you right now. I haven't seen Richie. Igor? Bro, look to your right. That's Carla. Carla. Holy shit! Get the... Bro, she's fucking real. She's fucking real. She's fucking real. Holy shit. Yo. She's hot, man.
The King of Staten Island
16s
Are you mad at me? Me? No, of course not. Are-are you mad at me? I mean, - no, but... - Are they... Are they asking questions about me? I'm not gonna snitch on you, man. But at the same time, like, what am I gonna say to them? You were the lookout that didn't look out.
The King of Staten Island
24s
Is he, uh, is he weird around you guys? No. He's nice. He asks me how I'm doing. What do you tell him? I say I'm doing fine. Look, you don't have to lie to make me feel better, all right? I know me and your mom could do a better job getting along through all of this, and, uh... Hey, I'm sorry if I haven't handled it so well.
The King of Staten Island
12.4s
What's that? Oh, that's Ice Flash. Scott drew it for me, but it didn't come out so good. Yeah, I think his drawings are a little shaky. That's the one that I drew.
The King of Staten Island
10.4s
Hey, you. What the hell are you doing there? Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was my house. Get out of my backyard! Get the hell out of here!
The King of Staten Island
3.7s
- Good for him, man. - I know. - That's awesome. - Yeah.
The King of Staten Island
2.7s
Let me fix that backpack. It's slipping.
The King of Staten Island
2.5s
I-I wondered if he had kids.
The King of Staten Island
1.8s
This is how he drew it.
The King of Staten Island
25.6s
Well done. When you have bedbugs, everybody leaves. My parents stopped calling. My brothers and sisters stopped coming over. My girl left. Everybody's gone. And you know who's there for you at the end? Ironically? The bedbugs. I never thought I'd say it, but if I make chief, I'm making you my aide. - Yeah? - What's up, kid? Well, how do you think you did on the test? Tough test. I mean, you know, I hope I did good. Fuck!
The King of Staten Island
1.4s
- Very nice. - Mm.
The King of Staten Island
15.3s
- You know how they procreate? - No. The male bedbug takes his penis and jams it into the female's stomach. Does the female have a vagina? Yeah, she does. It doesn't matter. He jams it into her stomach. Well, how do you know all this, man? How do I know? I researched it.