Here, what next? You stick a bar of chocolate in their pocket, they shit their pants?
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Well, half the audience have gone. The acoustic will be very lively.
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You wanna know where fucking Polnikov is?
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I love that grenade story.
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Right, what do you think?
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Take this, you bastards!
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Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
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You wanna go there?
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Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
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Which doctor have you called? Well, the subject's currently under discussion. As Acting General Secretary, I think that, well, the Committee should decide. The Committee? But our actual General Secretary is lying in a puddle of indignity. I mean, I think he's saying, "Get me a doctor now." No, I don't agree. I think we should wait until we're quorate. Quorate? The room is only 75 percent conscious! - Are you wearing pyjamas? - Yeah. So? - Why? - Because I act, Lavrenti.
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Decisively and with great speed. I said you'd be tested and now you're being tested by a shouting man in pyjamas. Have you got a nappy under those too? Too late for him. Out of my way, you fannies.
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Too much social climbing, I expect. - The head is the heaviest part. - All right, ready?
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I'll see to everything. Come on.
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Oh.
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- Always cracks me up, this one. - And then boom! I'll have these dispatched. That's how you turn a Prussian into a bowl of soup.
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Shoot her before him, but make sure he sees it. Oh, and this one... um... Kill him, take him to his church, dump him in the pulpit.
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First three names on list. Top name, apartment 15. Go. Go, go.
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Comrade, it's the greatest honour. He can't see me bow.
