This motherfucker right here... is on fire! Let's give it up for the boy wonder! Huzzah! Yeah, yeah! Some for the homeys. And some for me! Bag them, tag them, rag them! I trained her. I trained her. - We hunted mammoths! - Yeah! Douse him. Douse our winner with champagne.
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If you go to work today at RegalView crossing the picket line... we're done.
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But I saw your TV debut. Oh, shit.
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Didn't even realize I was doing it.
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Let's begin again.
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Go, Cash.
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Move!
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It's crazy, Mary. - It's fucking crazy. - Woo-hoo. Let's roll the clip. Help us. We're hurting! We're hurting! If you beautiful perversions don't shut the fuck up, I will turn you all into glue!
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## Could you play my clip now, please? Okay. Is it as crazy as the cola-and-a-smile-bitch clip? Not possible.
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Walk it off.
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We are all sinners, but in every sinner lies a winner. The Lord lifted you from the whore house, you from flop house, you from drop house...
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Well, I got a new clip that I need you to play and the only reason I came on the show was because you agreed to show this clip to your 150 million viewers. Well, if you want some ass, you have to bring some ass. So, we'll get ready for an ass whipping, then jump in the shit tank. Then we'll play your clip.
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As a Power Caller for RegalView, WorryFree was my premier client. This is just incontrovertible proof of WorryFree's evil practices. They're turning humans into grotesque horse-people. And I want the world to know that... that... that they're manipulating humanity for the sake of profit. Now, we cannot let this go on. You have to call your congressman, alright. Call your local politicians and let them know we will not stand for this. It's been one day since the viral celebrity leak to the world, new scientific achievements made by WorryFree and their genius CEO, Steve Lift, which caused WorryFree stocks to sky rocket at a rate faster than any other company in history. House and Senate leaders joined Lift in ringing the bell to celebrate the record stock market rally WorryFree's success has created. Fuck you!
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Alright, but all you got to do is just... just do right from now on, man. Yeah, I know and that's what... I tried to change it. I tried to stop it. But it's... it's just right in front of their faces. They're turning human beings into monstrosities and nobody gives a fuck. Most people that saw you on that screen knew calling their congressman wasn't gonna do shit. If you get shown a problem, but have no idea how to control it, then you just decide to get used to the problem. Yeah, and that's why our plan for tomorrow... is important. 'Cause if we stop them from crossing the picket line this time, we win. - That's a good plan. - Yeah. Tomorrow we show 'em how to give fucks.
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I know it's not gonna change anything, but I wanted to say I'm sorry. - I acted stupid, I was... - Man, hey, we... we good.