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- What? - Andrew, no!

Big Momma's House 2

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- Got it. Oh. Hey, listen, I was wondering. How about a massage?

Big Momma's House 2

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So, uh, his name is Stewart Nybo. Computer Crimes Division nailed him hacking into a D.O.D. system... and then they cut him a deal to come work for us.

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- Hello, Bob. Sherri. You-You shouldn't even be back here. - Where is he? - How could I possibly know? Oh, come on, Bob. He's got a locator. Every agent has one implanted in their phone. That is a silly, outrageous- - How did you know that? - Bob... I am eight-and-a-half-months pregnant. My feet are swollen, and my back is killing me. I have peed 52 times today, and you don't even wanna know what's going on with my nipples. - Can I at least guess? - Bob, if you don't tell me where he is... - right now- - Okay.

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Oh. Looks like somebody got a note on the red peg. Ooh, notes on red pegs are really important. You kiddin? This peg stuff is for real? She wants me to do all this? It is your job, Sheriff. Girl, you got a mean streak in you... and God don't like ugly. Now get in the car and take your sister with you.

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Yeah. Yeah, there you go. Oh. All righty. Yes, indeedy. Right. Like that there.

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Mr. Nybo, were pretty anxious to get started. - Well brief you on the- - Stewart!

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- Uh, this has gotta be some kind of mistake. - Yeah, right. The mistake was thinking that two morons like you can do the job in the first place. I'll be waiting in the car. And if you get lost on the way... its the big metal thing with four wheels.

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Ooh, ooh. Comin through. 'Scuse me. Comin through. Ooh. I cleaned up in there as much as possible. Ooh. Mr. Fuller. Andrew and I thought wed come down and pay you a little visit. Ain't that right, Andrew?

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And keep a lookout. You never know when Big Momma might be back. # spellcheck: lyliakar #

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Victoria's Secret models. They shoot the catalog in a studio right down the street. They'll usually parade around naked. If you think about it too much, it can get a little depressing. Some people just ruin it for everybody.

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Big Momma, the girls and I want to go over the dance again. Ooh, give me a second, all right? Big Momma got to catch her breath. - Okay. Oh, hey, when were done with this... I have the perfect place to take you. A spa! Look at this!

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Eh. I'll never get them to open up in the house. Too many distractions. Okay. Okay. Well, then, you get em out of the house. You get them off their game... and then you take them to a place where Big Momma would be in control.

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It's so hard to say good-bye. - Who is that at the door this early? Mom, don't you remember? Allison and Emily's mom had to go to work. Oh, my gosh. Are all those girls coming here today?

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- Oh, shit. - Oh, man.

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Carrie?

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- Yo. - Stewart? Are you kidding? If I were that little nerd, Id kill myself. - That's Stewart. - Are we gonna be gone long? Because if so, I'll need to bring my retainer. Wait a minute. You're Stewart? Duh.

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B-14. B-1-4. - Ooh. Ask him where he was born, Malcolm. Oh, so, Mr. Fuller, where did you say you were from? - Shhh! - G-55. - Long Island. - Long Island, New York. Birthplace of Mariah Carey. Long Island. Try Long Island. Nothing. Oh! Oh, Malcolm, he went to Princeton. Get him to talk about that. So I hear you was a Princeton Tiger. What activities were you in? - Shhh! Do you mind? - B-9. All these people up in here screamin', and you're gonna shush me? I should stomp a mud hole in your little bald head. 'Hattie Mae Pierce! But you can call me Big Momma. Everybody calls me Big Momma. ' - N-42. - Big Momma, do you even know this lady? - No. - Oh, you know me, Hattie Mae. - You know me. - Uh-oh. She knows you. I mean, she knows Big Momma. Uh, sure. As in, uh, old friend? A uncle? Aunt? I swore on the lives of my grandbabies... that if I ever saw you again, I would beat you like a drum. - N - 40. - How does she know Big Momma? - Malcolm, do not let her blow your cover. Do you hear me? I repeat - Do not let her blow your cover. Now, do you want that beatin' here or out in the street? It don't make me no never mind. Come on. Maybe you should go have a few more drinks. You got somethin that belongs to me, Hattie Mae, and I want it back. - What does she want back? - I have no idea. You stole my man.

Big Momma's House 2

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- What? - Andrew, no!

- Got it. Oh. Hey, listen, I was wondering. How about a massage?

So, uh, his name is Stewart Nybo. Computer Crimes Division nailed him hacking into a D.O.D. system... and then they cut him a deal to come work for us.

Yeah. Yeah, there you go. Oh. All righty. Yes, indeedy. Right. Like that there.

Mr. Nybo, were pretty anxious to get started. - Well brief you on the- - Stewart!

- Uh, this has gotta be some kind of mistake. - Yeah, right. The mistake was thinking that two morons like you can do the job in the first place. I'll be waiting in the car. And if you get lost on the way... its the big metal thing with four wheels.

Ooh, ooh. Comin through. 'Scuse me. Comin through. Ooh. I cleaned up in there as much as possible. Ooh. Mr. Fuller. Andrew and I thought wed come down and pay you a little visit. Ain't that right, Andrew?

And keep a lookout. You never know when Big Momma might be back. # spellcheck: lyliakar #

Victoria's Secret models. They shoot the catalog in a studio right down the street. They'll usually parade around naked. If you think about it too much, it can get a little depressing. Some people just ruin it for everybody.

Big Momma, the girls and I want to go over the dance again. Ooh, give me a second, all right? Big Momma got to catch her breath. - Okay. Oh, hey, when were done with this... I have the perfect place to take you. A spa! Look at this!

Eh. I'll never get them to open up in the house. Too many distractions. Okay. Okay. Well, then, you get em out of the house. You get them off their game... and then you take them to a place where Big Momma would be in control.

It's so hard to say good-bye. - Who is that at the door this early? Mom, don't you remember? Allison and Emily's mom had to go to work. Oh, my gosh. Are all those girls coming here today?

- Oh, shit. - Oh, man.

Carrie?

- Yo. - Stewart? Are you kidding? If I were that little nerd, Id kill myself. - That's Stewart. - Are we gonna be gone long? Because if so, I'll need to bring my retainer. Wait a minute. You're Stewart? Duh.