Your Uncle Ralph's not gonna be happy about this, Chris. That's not my name. I'm not calling you that, forget it. Javier, you worked for my dad. Then you worked for my mom. Now you work for me. I'm probably the richest kid in New York City. But if you don't like that, find yourself another motherfucking job, okay?
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You done many team-ups before? Kind of. Yeah. No, not really. I was getting kinda nervous about being on my own, you know? Yeah, me, too. I never even been in a fight.
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You are Mindy Macready and you're just starting high school.
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Pants on fire.
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Shit!
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I'm sorry, but it's over. I'm done. She just broke up with him? Just leave me alone. Will you stop apologizing?
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Chris!
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Chris, your...
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Yeah, I got that. Thanks.
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And by "baton," I mean penis.
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Fifteen gets you 20, pervert.
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Holy shit. What the hell is that?
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A freshman, Dave? You old, salty dog.
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I mean, "apologetic" isn't a word I'd use to describe you. How many times do I have to say it? Look, let's get out of here.
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You can't. You're Hit Girl. We were gonna start a team, you can't just quit. This is who you are. Not anymore, Dave.
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You gotta ease up. I think I might have broken a rib. Dave, I'm done. With training? With everything.