Oh, a snack. - No, no, no, no. - No, Big Momma. Those are for your eyes. They're covered in eucalyptus sap.
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Andrew, no! Well, that's one way to get your roughage.
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Oh. Where's everybody? - Oh. Oh, climbing on the cabinets is his latest accomplishment. You okay, Andrew? Whoo. Mr. Fuller, so nice to meet you. I'm Hattie Mae Pierce, but you can call me Big Momma. It's great to meet you. My wife has an early-morning meeting... and I am so late.
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So, uh, his name is Stewart Nybo. Computer Crimes Division nailed him hacking into a D.O.D. system... and then they cut him a deal to come work for us.
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Were supposed to be dog groomers, you idiot. Yes. Yes. She's in excellent hands, sir. You have a great day. Bye-bye now. Um... okay, okay.
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...give you a call from, uh - from Phoenix. Wait. Carrie! - Carrie? - I gotta go, baby.
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I was at their last practice. I could stay and help. It's no trouble.
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You're losing it.
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- Stop! Right there! Hold it right there! Freeze! F.B.I.! All right, Anthony Bishop... I got a warrant for your arrest. F.B.I.? What's with the, you know? You're the one bein' chased. You don't get to ask questions. Now, get off the railing. You don't know these guys. I roll over on them, they'll kill me. - Don't worry. I can help you. - No, you can't! Yes, I can. Now, don't make me come up- Listen, we did a full search - Bishops hotel room, everything. There was no disk. Damn. We assume Bishop already delivered his disk... which means the programs have merged, and the worm is operational, ready for delivery. - We gotta get into Fullers office computer. - I got in once. I'll do it again. The problem is, even if we did that, were talking multiple levels of encryption. - We cant hack that. - Way ahead of you. I'm bringin' in an outside consultant. He can give you the password. You can use that to break into the system. My office will give you an address. Oh, this here is a good read. It got a chapter in here that will blow your mind.
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- Your man? - That's right. My man. - She stole her man. - Big Momma stole your man? Is that true, Big Momma? Uh, maybe. Um, but I know I gave him back. I clare, I never knew what Ben Rawley saw in you anyway. You cant help it if you're ugly... but that don't mean you gotta go out. And besides, you look like you packed on a few pounds over the years. - You watch your mouth when you talkin to me! - Ladies, ladies. - You don't know me! - Please! Would you take your seat over there, please? Malcolm, Malcolm, listen to me. You are not Big Momma, okay? You are a highly trained field operative, and you do not throw down with a 65- year-old woman! - That would be cool to watch. - You know what? My momma raised a lady. Oh, no, she didn't. She raised a heifer! - Now, wa- - Oh! - Damn! - Ow! - Oh! - Oh!
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- Molly? - What's wrong? - She's in some kind of trouble. - What? Who? - Wait. What are you doing? - I gotta go. - What the hell are you talkin about? - Look. I promised that child that I would be there for her. You're not going anywhere, and that's an order! Well, that's an order I can't follow. Turner! Turner, you are on thin ice! We are in the middle of this investigation! What do you care about some bratty teenager anyway? Don't nobody mess with Big Momma's babies. Nobody!
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They're gone. Now I need your help. Um, I got a - I got a blade in my girdle. Wait. Okay, you carry a gun? And you keep a blade in your girdle? What's that about? Um, to protect my virtue. Does it really need that much protecting? Would you just get over here? Come on.
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- Can I help you? - You can dance. - So? - We suck. - Aw, come on. Were not that bad. - Lisa, are you kidding? We are flailing around like a couple of stroke victims. Okay, so maybe we could use a little help with the dancing part... but I've got the stunts covered. I was a gymnast. Look, we really need your help. We've got this competition coming up. You want the girls to go up on stage doing... that? Ooh. Well, as scary as that is, I'm gonna have to pass. - But, Big Momma. - Don't you Big Momma me.
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I guess- I guess I'll be movin' on.
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B-14. B-1-4. - Ooh. Ask him where he was born, Malcolm. Oh, so, Mr. Fuller, where did you say you were from? - Shhh! - G-55. - Long Island. - Long Island, New York. Birthplace of Mariah Carey. Long Island. Try Long Island. Nothing. Oh! Oh, Malcolm, he went to Princeton. Get him to talk about that. So I hear you was a Princeton Tiger. What activities were you in? - Shhh! Do you mind? - B-9. All these people up in here screamin', and you're gonna shush me? I should stomp a mud hole in your little bald head. 'Hattie Mae Pierce! But you can call me Big Momma. Everybody calls me Big Momma. ' - N-42. - Big Momma, do you even know this lady? - No. - Oh, you know me, Hattie Mae. - You know me. - Uh-oh. She knows you. I mean, she knows Big Momma. Uh, sure. As in, uh, old friend? A uncle? Aunt? I swore on the lives of my grandbabies... that if I ever saw you again, I would beat you like a drum. - N - 40. - How does she know Big Momma? - Malcolm, do not let her blow your cover. Do you hear me? I repeat - Do not let her blow your cover. Now, do you want that beatin' here or out in the street? It don't make me no never mind. Come on. Maybe you should go have a few more drinks. You got somethin that belongs to me, Hattie Mae, and I want it back. - What does she want back? - I have no idea. You stole my man.
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Excuse me. Could you give me a hand, please, with my bra? I just got my nails done, and I cant- Here. It unhooks in the front right here.