Oh, a snack. - No, no, no, no. - No, Big Momma. Those are for your eyes. They're covered in eucalyptus sap.
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Oooh. - That's a nice family you got back there. - Yeah. The reason I point it out - because I'm not sure you're around enough to notice. Okay, I deserve that. My dad worked all the time too. Hardly ever saw the man. I swore that I was gonna be different, but, uh, its easier than I thought. - What? - Working. I'm good at what I do. Real good. I know all the answers. Well, at least I used to. - Used to? - You think you have all the bases covered- that you're invulnerable. Then one day someone comes along who knows where to lean.
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- On the road. - Yes, ma'am. Yeah.
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Take your little brother in there for me. I'll be right there.
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What the hell you doing sneaking around in bushes? You cant take- Chad? 19? This girl up in here is 15. Boy, you must be stuck on stupid. This stops today.
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- Big Momma. Big Momma. Ohhh, he said 'Big Momma. ' His first words, and he said 'Big Momma. ' Hey, the kid talked! Excellent! - I am so proud of you. - Stake out. - What did you say? - Stake out. - What? - Investigate. - This is really not good. - Turner. Oh, my God. This is not good. - F.B.- - Oh! We don't want him to use up all his words on the first day. Wait, Big Momma. I wanna hear what he has to say. What did you say?
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Ahhh. I would like you to work on my lower back here... because sometimes I- Oh, my damn! No, I wanted the girl with the perky- The one with the perky - You ain't got to push me. Ooh! Oh! Yes! I need you to get all in the crevices, all right? Work that lower back like I was telling you. Ooh! You know, while we've got her here, we should get Big Momma's advice. That is a great idea. Big Momma, you were married for a really long time. What was your secret? Y'all want my advice? Well, all right. Um- My advice to you lovely ladies... on keepin' a long-lasting, happy marriage... is to give it up. That's right. Give it up morning, noon and night. - And twice on Saturday. - What? I did. Shoot, before he went to work... in a parkin' lot down at the Dairy Queen... ooh, and one time I rocked his world at a Popeye's. Had him droolin' on the biscuits. Oh, yeah. We got us a bangy-bang on. - Really? - Oh, yeah. Ooh.
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Oh, God!
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Andrew, no! Well, that's one way to get your roughage.
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So, in your report- I'll say he was an unwilling participant to the whole thing. So no charges should be filed. No charges?
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- That means if we don't leave right now, we're gonna be late. Why don't your daddy take you to school? Daddy says he has an important job where important things happen... so he cant waste his time with our nonsense.
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Mrs. Fuller, can we do this some other time?
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You leaving me alone with the kids? Mr. Fuller! Mi- Big Momma, I think Andrew just ate a Brillo pad.
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What is going on? Did you just threaten my daughter? - Oh, that's no threat. I do carry Mace. Hey. Big Momma, I think we need to talk. Good, Id love to. How about 9:00 in the morning? - That's when I watch Regis. - I don't think that it can wait. If you had checked the peg board, you would've seen... that Carrie had a violin lesson and Andrew had tutoring. Tutoring? The boys only two years old. I want my children to be able to seize every opportunity that they can. And they might want to go to Harvard. And if they do... I want to make sure that that is a possibility. Andrew is jumpin' off the cabinets, eatin' Brillo pads. He's not goin' to Harvard. You can get that out your head right now. And besides, if you had noticed, there was quite a bit of housework for you to do. Yeah, I - I been meanin' to talk to you about that. Those red pegs, you might wanna go easy on em, all right? Now, if you'll excuse me, Big Momma has an appointment. - Well, what about dinner? - I already ate, but thank you.
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Good Lord, help em all. Now, I know you got somethin to say to that.
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Eighteenth floor. Ooh, thank you. Ooh, all these guards and locked doors. This must be what its like to get in one of Oprah's private parties. Yeah. You know what, Ms. Pierce? Um, I'm afraid Mr. Fuller has a meeting in the conference room... and I'm not allowed to disturb him. - Okay, well, I'll just wait in- - Yeah.
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- Hello? - Big Momma, is that you? Oh, course it is. Where are you? Listen. I'm at this club called The Zone. And I'm really scared right now. Can you please come and help me?
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And you drag my Big Momma into this? - I didn't drag no Big Momma into this. - No, no. Just her breasts. I don't think nobody's talkin' to you. - Sherri. Come- - Let her go. Now we got something to talk about. - I got Bishop. - Where is he? Right over- He's right over- - Wait-Where- - Lets go. - Lets go. Knock it off. - Aw. - Um, Malcolm, what are these made off? Like a buckwheat husk? This is him, right? - Yeah. He's a hacker. Goes by the name of Bishop. He's about as good as they get. There's no question he could've pulled this off. Are you sure you can find this guy Bishop? Cause right now he's our only lead. Well, he was checkin' out board shops. He's a surfer, all right. There's no way he'd come to Cali and not check out the waves. I'm gonna find him. I'm telling you. I'm gonna find him. - Agent Keneally stays with you the whole time. - Aw. - He's your new partner. - You've got to be kiddin'.. And, Turner, you blow your cover and this worm gets out... you'll not only lose your job - you're goin' to jail. Oh, and do not blow your cover as Big Momma.