I gotta go. But we were gonna go and get high on bath salts at Logan's house. Mindy, I wanna give you a chance that the rest of the girls in our class would kill for. Don't you wanna walk out the door every day in skin-tight clothes knowing that everyone worships you? Don't you wanna sneak out at night, raise a little hell, and show the world what a strong, independent woman is capable of?
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That's terrible, guys. I'm real sorry. I became Night Bitch after my sister was murdered and found in a dumpster. Holy shit. Doesn't bring her back, but at least I'm doing something positive about it. Insect Man. Yeah, um...
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I've been bullied my whole life for being gay, so now I stand up for the defenseless. That's why I don't wear a mask. Too much like being back in the closet.
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So we tried the cops and tried the newspapers, and even set up a, you know, athing on the Internet for people to help us find Tommy.
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Beware Dr. Gravity! You had to admire the Doctor's enthusiasm. I couldn't wait to meet his friends.
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I didn't think you'd let me join the team unless I had a good story, too.
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All right, we'll let you off the hook this time, Battle Guy.
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Uh...
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I told you.
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It was amazing!
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Um... Okay. Well, when I found you guys online, you were all swapping these awesome origin stories. I mean, Colonel, you're ex-Mafia, for Christ's sake. Yo. Don't take the Lord's name in vain. I'm sorry.
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Dude. You got a secret elevator to your underground headquarters. Yeah. The guy I told you about owns this place. It's like a real-life bat-cave. I know, right. Oh, yeah.
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I'm trying to figure out how to explain this without sounding like a complete idiot right now. Yeah, I'm not sure that's possible, Batman. I'm not, either.
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What's all this bullshit about your parents getting killed? Yeesh, language. What? Battle Guy, care to update your résumé?
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Dave? Why are you dressed like Kick-Ass? Because I'm Kick-Ass. You two know each other? Yeah, like since we were five.
