Found 876 results
43.6s
Yeah, I'll be right down. What? Tom, no. Your son just spoke his first words. - Tell your boss you cant come in. - I don't have a choice. Well, fine. Were gonna stay here and keep playing though. - Suit yourself. - Malcolm, we still don't have the password. You've gotta get it, and you gotta get it now. Mr. Fuller, wait. Can you carry me to prayer meetin'? It's at that church right by your office. Church by my office? Are you sure? I think I know my own church! No, no, no. Hey, we gotta follow in the van. - What are we gonna do about all these dogs? - Well bring 'em back in an hour. Just tie em down or something, and let's go. - Oh, God. - Oh! Ew! Who was that? Was that? Mona? Mona, was that you?
Big Momma's House 2
35.1s
- Big Momma. Big Momma. Ohhh, he said 'Big Momma. ' His first words, and he said 'Big Momma. ' Hey, the kid talked! Excellent! - I am so proud of you. - Stake out. - What did you say? - Stake out. - What? - Investigate. - This is really not good. - Turner. Oh, my God. This is not good. - F.B.- - Oh! We don't want him to use up all his words on the first day. Wait, Big Momma. I wanna hear what he has to say. What did you say?
Big Momma's House 2
22.7s
Eighteenth floor. Ooh, thank you. Ooh, all these guards and locked doors. This must be what its like to get in one of Oprah's private parties. Yeah. You know what, Ms. Pierce? Um, I'm afraid Mr. Fuller has a meeting in the conference room... and I'm not allowed to disturb him. - Okay, well, I'll just wait in- - Yeah.
Big Momma's House 2
20.2s
Ooh. We got a gusher. Oh, my goodness. Oh, this is the last time I feed this boy pickled pigs feet. You're going to change his diaper right here? Ah, yes, but don't worry. I'll contain the seepage, okay? I just hope your hard drives are backed up. Mr. Fuller has a bathroom in his office.
Big Momma's House 2
2m2s
Who the hell is that? Hey, uh, Constance, give me a close-up. Ooh, hi. I'm Hattie Mae Pierce. But you can call me Big Momma. Everybody calls me Big Momma. Miss... Big Momma? Um, I'm not sure how you found out about this job opening, but unfortunately- - Well, has the position been filled? - Uh, no. Now, that's good equal opportunity. You should know I got Al Sharpton on speed dial. Mm- hmm. Need me to call? Wanna make a call? Hmm? - Want a rally? - Mm-mmm. First, we have Petra. - She studied art in Paris. - Oh. Bonjour. - Hmm. - She speaks four languages, and recently worked... for one of Orange County's most respected families. Unfortunately, they divorced. Oh, child, that divorce wasn't your fault. So what if men like to look at you in your birthday suit? Excuse me? Well, the only way you get a tan like that is by layin' out butt naked. Butterball naked. Hmm? Mrs. Fuller, I can assure you- No, its all right that you wanna be a nudist. Do your nudie thing. All right? It's okay. I'm sure Mrs. Fuller is not intimidated... by a pair of perky Ds. Hmm, Ds. Hmm? Hmm? Oh. Where you goin? Did I say somethin'? Ooh. You don't need nobody like that around your husband anyway. Okay. Um, our next candidate is Isabella. Isabella spent the last few years in the Peace Corps. Wow. That explains it. You-You chasing the dragon? - What? - You firing the 'aack- ack' gun? Child smoking the cheeba? I got two words: roach clip. So you don't burn your fingers. - Can you see that? - I should- I should probably really go.
Big Momma's House 2
29.7s
He doesn't even know any- - F.B.I., Los Angeles. Tassie? - Sherri? - Hey, girl. How you feeling? - Oh, large. Then I bet it feels good havin' Malcolm home takin' care of you. Putting in for two weeks off to wait on you hand and foot? I hope you know what kind of man you got there. I'm starting to get the picture.
Big Momma's House 2
23.9s
Oh, Big Momma, I am so glad you came by. I mean, can you imagine if I had hired one of those other ladies? Oh, Big Momma, are you okay? Oh. Oh, what a lovely stool. And so comfortable. Well, let me tell you a little bit about the Fullers. I own my own marketing business... and my husband, Tom, is in software.
Big Momma's House 2
1m39s
Look, if this is about... those butt-ball naked pictures of Billy Dee... you gotta understand, that's Billy. I just checked my e-mail. There he was. I go, 'Ooh! Oooh!' And all I could say to myself was, 'II got Billy! I got Billy! I got Billy!' No. No, I, uh- I can assure you- Ms. Pierce, the F.B.I. is investigating Tom Fuller. Mr. Fuller? Have mercy. Yes. And since you seem to have such close access to the family... the fact is, we could really use your help. Well, what could Big Momma possibly- I get it. You want me to take him out. - No. No. - Yeah. Uh- uh? - No. We just want you to keep an eye on him. - Ah? You know, have you seen or heard anything out of the ordinary? Uh, wait. He seems to be getting outside help on that big project he's working on. But what's really important is... we need to find out who he's working with. Now, ma'am, do you think you could find out that information? Well, um. Well, my m. o. would be to stay close to the perps. That way, I wont compromise the assets... and I'll wait for the intel to fall in my hands. - Excuse me? - Well, I mean... you watch enough Kojak, you pick up a few things. Don't worry. Big Momma got that. I got it.
Big Momma's House 2
1m19s
Ahhh. I would like you to work on my lower back here... because sometimes I- Oh, my damn! No, I wanted the girl with the perky- The one with the perky - You ain't got to push me. Ooh! Oh! Yes! I need you to get all in the crevices, all right? Work that lower back like I was telling you. Ooh! You know, while we've got her here, we should get Big Momma's advice. That is a great idea. Big Momma, you were married for a really long time. What was your secret? Y'all want my advice? Well, all right. Um- My advice to you lovely ladies... on keepin' a long-lasting, happy marriage... is to give it up. That's right. Give it up morning, noon and night. - And twice on Saturday. - What? I did. Shoot, before he went to work... in a parkin' lot down at the Dairy Queen... ooh, and one time I rocked his world at a Popeye's. Had him droolin' on the biscuits. Oh, yeah. We got us a bangy-bang on. - Really? - Oh, yeah. Ooh.
Big Momma's House 2
1m2s
What is going on? Did you just threaten my daughter? - Oh, that's no threat. I do carry Mace. Hey. Big Momma, I think we need to talk. Good, Id love to. How about 9:00 in the morning? - That's when I watch Regis. - I don't think that it can wait. If you had checked the peg board, you would've seen... that Carrie had a violin lesson and Andrew had tutoring. Tutoring? The boys only two years old. I want my children to be able to seize every opportunity that they can. And they might want to go to Harvard. And if they do... I want to make sure that that is a possibility. Andrew is jumpin' off the cabinets, eatin' Brillo pads. He's not goin' to Harvard. You can get that out your head right now. And besides, if you had noticed, there was quite a bit of housework for you to do. Yeah, I - I been meanin' to talk to you about that. Those red pegs, you might wanna go easy on em, all right? Now, if you'll excuse me, Big Momma has an appointment. - Well, what about dinner? - I already ate, but thank you.
Big Momma's House 2