Oh, a snack. - No, no, no, no. - No, Big Momma. Those are for your eyes. They're covered in eucalyptus sap.
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Andrew, no! Well, that's one way to get your roughage.
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Oh. Where's everybody? - Oh. Oh, climbing on the cabinets is his latest accomplishment. You okay, Andrew? Whoo. Mr. Fuller, so nice to meet you. I'm Hattie Mae Pierce, but you can call me Big Momma. It's great to meet you. My wife has an early-morning meeting... and I am so late.
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Victoria's Secret models. They shoot the catalog in a studio right down the street. They'll usually parade around naked. If you think about it too much, it can get a little depressing. Some people just ruin it for everybody.
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- Yo. - Stewart? Are you kidding? If I were that little nerd, Id kill myself. - That's Stewart. - Are we gonna be gone long? Because if so, I'll need to bring my retainer. Wait a minute. You're Stewart? Duh.
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So, uh, his name is Stewart Nybo. Computer Crimes Division nailed him hacking into a D.O.D. system... and then they cut him a deal to come work for us.
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Were supposed to be dog groomers, you idiot. Yes. Yes. She's in excellent hands, sir. You have a great day. Bye-bye now. Um... okay, okay.
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...give you a call from, uh - from Phoenix. Wait. Carrie! - Carrie? - I gotta go, baby.
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I was at their last practice. I could stay and help. It's no trouble.
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You're losing it.
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- Stop! Right there! Hold it right there! Freeze! F.B.I.! All right, Anthony Bishop... I got a warrant for your arrest. F.B.I.? What's with the, you know? You're the one bein' chased. You don't get to ask questions. Now, get off the railing. You don't know these guys. I roll over on them, they'll kill me. - Don't worry. I can help you. - No, you can't! Yes, I can. Now, don't make me come up- Listen, we did a full search - Bishops hotel room, everything. There was no disk. Damn. We assume Bishop already delivered his disk... which means the programs have merged, and the worm is operational, ready for delivery. - We gotta get into Fullers office computer. - I got in once. I'll do it again. The problem is, even if we did that, were talking multiple levels of encryption. - We cant hack that. - Way ahead of you. I'm bringin' in an outside consultant. He can give you the password. You can use that to break into the system. My office will give you an address. Oh, this here is a good read. It got a chapter in here that will blow your mind.
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- Your man? - That's right. My man. - She stole her man. - Big Momma stole your man? Is that true, Big Momma? Uh, maybe. Um, but I know I gave him back. I clare, I never knew what Ben Rawley saw in you anyway. You cant help it if you're ugly... but that don't mean you gotta go out. And besides, you look like you packed on a few pounds over the years. - You watch your mouth when you talkin to me! - Ladies, ladies. - You don't know me! - Please! Would you take your seat over there, please? Malcolm, Malcolm, listen to me. You are not Big Momma, okay? You are a highly trained field operative, and you do not throw down with a 65- year-old woman! - That would be cool to watch. - You know what? My momma raised a lady. Oh, no, she didn't. She raised a heifer! - Now, wa- - Oh! - Damn! - Ow! - Oh! - Oh!
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- Molly? - What's wrong? - She's in some kind of trouble. - What? Who? - Wait. What are you doing? - I gotta go. - What the hell are you talkin about? - Look. I promised that child that I would be there for her. You're not going anywhere, and that's an order! Well, that's an order I can't follow. Turner! Turner, you are on thin ice! We are in the middle of this investigation! What do you care about some bratty teenager anyway? Don't nobody mess with Big Momma's babies. Nobody!
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They're gone. Now I need your help. Um, I got a - I got a blade in my girdle. Wait. Okay, you carry a gun? And you keep a blade in your girdle? What's that about? Um, to protect my virtue. Does it really need that much protecting? Would you just get over here? Come on.
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It's so hard to say good-bye. - Who is that at the door this early? Mom, don't you remember? Allison and Emily's mom had to go to work. Oh, my gosh. Are all those girls coming here today?
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Get rid of that.
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Carrie?
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- Can I help you? - You can dance. - So? - We suck. - Aw, come on. Were not that bad. - Lisa, are you kidding? We are flailing around like a couple of stroke victims. Okay, so maybe we could use a little help with the dancing part... but I've got the stunts covered. I was a gymnast. Look, we really need your help. We've got this competition coming up. You want the girls to go up on stage doing... that? Ooh. Well, as scary as that is, I'm gonna have to pass. - But, Big Momma. - Don't you Big Momma me.