You're right. Daddy did take my childhood away, but I'm not so sure that was a bad thing. Marcus, he gave me a gift, a gift that I can't escape no matter how hard I try.
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Take this.
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Cut the old man's head off. You guys hungry? I'm starving. Come on. Pizza, can we get pizza? We're getting pizza. Don't worry, I kill you first.
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5 foot 4, but mean as shit.
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Reverse it! Reverse it!
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Not a problem, man. I got your back. It's kinda like you're the Alfred to my evil Bruce Wayne. Did you just call me your fucking butler?
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Told her. Damn.
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I'm not looking for revenge. Last thing I promised my dad was that I was gonna give this up.
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Gonna have to stay in there until you calm down, you lunatic.
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Hey. Hi. Uh, uh, it's me, Kick-Ass.
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I know. Tonight you die.
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Dollar. Jar.
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Now!
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Hey, what the hell were you thinking? Yeah, I could ask you the same thing. I can't believe you lied to them. I wasn't gonna do nothing while you went to jail. I chose this. You should let me deal with the consequences. I thought you wanted me to grow up. Yeah? When you get a kid of your own one day, you'll understand. I'm gonna tell them the truth. No. Hey... It'll just make things worse. Look, I spoke to my attorney. He said they gotta let me out by tomorrow. No actual crime was committed.
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All they have to do is take off their masks, no one's gonna recognize them once they're back in their street clothes. Your attention, please! Feds traced the IP addresses for all those other costumed freaks. We got every law enforcement agency in the state working to hit them at once! Why is Kick-Ass on this list? His crew does community service. I don't give a shit. Anyone wearing a mask is getting detained. We're putting an end to this tonight!
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Your first big date. How are you feeling? Like the first time Big Daddy sent me into a crack den with nothing but a penknife.
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My dad was a decent man. All he ever did was try and give me a good life, and I told him no one would notice when he was gone.
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Yeah, well, screw you guys. Todd... No, really. Fuck you guys. I'm gonna go find my own team. Todd. Wait. Come on.