What's that? A ghetto cell phone? Gonna call for help with a come-back? Hmm. Actually, my daddy bought this from a disgruntled DARPA employee. You see, it was designed for crowd control, but deemed too severe. It emits a pulse that creates spontaneous nausea and diarrhea.
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Just the kid.
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Dad? You home? Dad?
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Well, if you really wanna be popular, consider two little words, "sex," "tape".
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You all right? I'm cool. Ow!
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Schwantz!
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Todd, wait.
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So what should I do? Cut their tongues out? No! Definitely not. I'm fucking with you.
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Just because you dress like us, doesn't mean you can be like one of us.
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Nothing? Yeah, Todd, nothing.
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Lois, you don't need these ax wounds. If I can dress like them, so can you.
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I love you, too, Dad.
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All right. Are you ready?
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It helps that my dad is a really good lawyer. Because I don't think my beautiful ass would last too long in prison.
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Simon, get back in the car.
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The cool kids saw something special in you and invited you to your first party where you'd sip your first beer and finally suck face for the first time?
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Hello, Night Bitch! Hey.
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Hey, guys, we're signing a sympathy card for the Colonel's sister. You wanna go 5 bucks each so we can send flowers from the team?
