You gotta quit with the racist stereotypes, Chris. Archetypes. Keep going. We got, uh, Katarina Dumbrovski. Wait, wait. A chick? Yeah. Seriously, you hired a chick? Yeah. Former KGB. She was locked up in the Gulag until she ate her cellmate. Okay. "Mother Russia."
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8.3s
Are you sure she's on that team? Stupid gash posted on her superhero page that she's dating Kick-Ass. So, yeah, I'm damn sure.
Kick-Ass 2
7s
The reality of being a superhero is lots of patrols. But that didn't stop people from begging to join up.
Kick-Ass 2
5.9s
I couldn't tell my girlfriend Katie, or Marty and Todd. But I didn't care. We were having too much fun.
Kick-Ass 2
5.8s
It didn't matter that I told the police about Chris, they couldn't find him.
Kick-Ass 2
2.8s
He's got such a hard-on for killing people.
Kick-Ass 2
2s
I wonder what's bothering you.
Kick-Ass 2
1.3s
Dude, what's wrong?
Kick-Ass 2
1.4s
Okay.
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4.2s
Hi, guys. What are you talking about? Nothing.
Kick-Ass 2
26.1s
Well, I been trying to get the family back on track from in here. They record these things. I know, it's fine. The warden's a pal. Now listen to me. It's okay to have a bit of fun, but you can't go hiring a gang of heavy hitters. Javier should have told you. No, it doesn't matter. Uncle Ralph, I am gonna make Kick-Ass pay for what he did to us. Chrissy, you need to forget that punk. It's more important that you stay out of this.
Kick-Ass 2
20.1s
I feel so alive. I know who I am. I know why I'm here. I'm gonna fuck this world up! They will know The Motherfucker's name! You've gotta find me some bad-ass MMA types to train me, okay? Like a Chuck Liddell or whoever. Fuck, I don't care how much it costs. I just wanna be able to kill Kick-Ass with my bare hands.
Kick-Ass 2
13.3s
When the cops can no longer protect and serve, be warned, mugger, heads up, perv. We got the strength, we got the nerve to give those in need what they deserve! Justice Forever!
Kick-Ass 2
5.7s
You get away from me. Please, you win. I don't wanna win. I just want to make the world a better place.
Kick-Ass 2
5.3s
Want me to kill his dog? The dog? Jesus Christ, I'm not that evil.