Oh, I am so sorry. It was all my fault, I keep doing that. Welcome to the Phantom Zone, bad guy. What are you talking about? I'm not a bad guy. But you're all in black. You have a cape. And you wear a big, scary mask. Well, I'm not. And you kicked me in the face. Listen, I'm Batman.
The Lego Batman Movie
16s
Do you realize that you have never once said the words, "I hate you, Joker"? Not once. Well, I am starting to feel pretty annoyed with you right now. That's for darn sure. Annoyed is not the same thing!
The Lego Batman Movie
12.2s
Scanning for badness. Yes, sir? - You're super nimble, right? - I sure am! And 110% expendable? I don't know what that means, but okay. - How'd I do, Dad? - Mediocre. - Yes! - And don't call me Dad.
The Lego Batman Movie
8.7s
Ooh. Arkham Asylum. - So, before we question the Joker... - Uh-huh. ...I'm gonna need you to hand over all your weapons. I mean, I don't know if I have anything... Oh!
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1.8s
No, we have to stick together.
The Lego Batman Movie
2.4s
Batman works alone.
The Lego Batman Movie
10.7s
So, I'll keep him busy while you sneak into that vent and get the Projector. Got it? Copy that! Oh, here's an idea. I could also... Whoa, whoa. Don't even finish that thought. See this counter? These are all the good ideas Batman has.
The Lego Batman Movie
11.6s
I'm Superman at the super party I'm Superman at the super party Hey-hey Hey, Batman. Do you wanna take a quick pic? Sure. Where do you want me? Right there is perfect. - Here's the camera. - Oh.
The Lego Batman Movie
7.8s
- How'd I do, Dad? - Mediocre. Yes! And don't call me "Dad." Now, begin mission. Yes, Papa. "Papa" falls into the "Dad" category.
The Lego Batman Movie
18.2s
Take the Scuttler to the taco stand on the border of Gotham City and Blüdhaven. No! I want you to get these guys a couple of chimichangas - and three Jarritos. - Sir! And then keep them there until this whole attack on Gotham City blows over. Padre, please. Don't do this! Batman, you need us!
The Lego Batman Movie
14.1s
Okay. Everybody, timeout off. Whoo-hoo! I've been parented. - Batman, I can help you. - No. Protect the rope. The rope is fine! Save Master Dick! I'm fine. I'll just do one of my gymnastics moves to... No!
The Lego Batman Movie
8.7s
You disobeyed me. You're on a timeout. Batman, you're on a timeout. What? Alfred, you better un-timeout me right now! No. Not until you un-timeout Master Dick.
The Lego Batman Movie
8.6s
Yeah, you're a great teacher. I am? Yeah! I wanna be just like you when I grow up, Padre! Wait, what did you call me?
The Lego Batman Movie
4.7s
Guys, you're all un-timeouted! We have incoming! - Sir! Watch out for those... - What are you doing?
The Lego Batman Movie
4.8s
What are you doing? I'm trying to give you a big old hug. Thought you were attacking me.
The Lego Batman Movie
15.2s
Multiple bogeys on our six. Sir, I'll get them off our back. I was a tail gunner for the Royal Air Force. Locked and loaded, sir! Good. Love that! I got an idea. We're gonna change course. I want you to fly straight into that flaming eyeball. - What? - Barbara, trust me.
The Lego Batman Movie
15.8s
Wait a minute. You mean, without you, Alfred would have been street meat? Batman, trust us. We can do this. - Yeah. I know Gymkata. - Sorry, what's that? It's a gymnastics-based martial art.
The Lego Batman Movie
9.3s
Barbara, did you see that? Batrope saved Alfred. Sick moves, rope. I never doubted you, bro. Actually, sir, Ms. Gordon saved him. Rope! You lied to me!
