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I could feed him from my tree house. Besides, they remind me a lot of myself. In what way? They're majestic, pensive and tall. - Pensive? - Yeah. - Where'd you learn that word? - "Words With Friends." - What friends, Alan? - You can set it on random. Alan, aside from the fact that you shut down a freeway... ...you murdered a wild animal. It's national news. You don't want to know the checks I had to write to fix this. Oh, please. We're rich. We are not anything, Alan. I am well-off. You are my 40-year-old son... Forty-two. I'm 42! ...42-year-old son who still lives at home. You are to go back on your medication or I'm cutting you off. You're bluffing. When's dinner? Your mother and I can't take this anymore! - Well, you might have to. - I can't do it! I cannot do this!
The Hangover Part III
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Yes, sir. Absolutely, I will. Thank you so much. No, of course. No, no. And again, I'm so sorry. That was the mayor, Alan. It was an accident. You said you'd always love me no matter what I did. I know and I do. You're my best friend. But, Alan, why would you buy a giraffe? I've always wanted one.
The Hangover Part III
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Hey, chubster, I'll call you in a week. We'll get together. No, Leslie, we can't be friends anymore. What? You're not good for me. It's not healthy. Alan, you're not thinking straight. Let's just talk tomorrow. Leslie, you're one of the coolest and nicest guys I've ever met. And you're smart and you're funny and everybody loves you. Alan. What is this? When we get together, bad things happen and people get hurt. Yeah, that's the point. It's funny.
The Hangover Part III