- I'm... - Uh, he's 17. Kind of a genius. Actually, I'm 16. And I'm not a genius. My dad just had me take the entrance exams early. Because you're a genius.
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He was missing that spark you look for in a man.
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Chok is soft white rice in lukewarm water. It has no taste. We feed it to small baby and very old people.
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Yes, Alan. My bride's little brother is coming to the wedding. Is that okay with you? Well, it's just the first time I've heard of it. You could have paged me.
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Don't overreact. it's gonna be fine.
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It is nourishment that everyone can digest.
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That's supposed to be done by a registered nurse. I am a nurse. I'm just not registered.
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- Hey, there he is. - Hey, Stu. - Teddy. What's up? How are you? - Good to see you, man. - All right. - Who's this guy, Stu? This is Teddy, Lauren's little brother. Goes to Stanford. Premed. This is Phil, Alan and Doug. - Hey, nice to meet you, man. - Wow, Stanford? How old are you?
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- So, what are you, a doctor? - No. Not yet. I'm premed. Ever heard of that guy Doogie Howser? - Yeah. - Well, he turned out to be a gay. - Alan. - It's true. I read it in Teen People. Right. Okay, well, I'm gonna grab a book or something for the plane. You guys want anything? - No, thanks. - I'm good. I would actually love a Smartwater.
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Okay.
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- Ah! - Whoa, what the fuck are you doing, man?
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And that's when I realized...
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But Chaiyo loves chok.
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And you know what the glue is? Lauren. And I'm not doing anything to screw that up. - You wouldn't be with her if it wasn't for us. - Oh, this'll be good. Stu, think about it. You ended up ditching Melissa. Two years later, you met your true soul mate. You take Vegas out of that equation, you would have married a cunt. It's okay. I'm allowed to say it. It's a bachelor party. Drink up, everybody. Wait, there's no alcohol. I forgot, we're at a fucking IHOP. Well, it's my decision and it's final, so how about a toast? - This sucks. I'm gonna wait in the car. - Come on, Phil. Where you going? I just don't get it. He's getting married in Thailand. That's great for him, but what about us? You're just selfish.
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To my sweet daughter and Stu. Congratulations. - Hear, hear. - Cheers, guys.
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I'm sorry we almost killed everyone with the boat. Just happy you're here.
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But that same demon took us to hell and back to find him. We took on Bangkok and we won. And that's pretty fucking cool if you ask me. Right?
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But then I look into Stu's eyes. He reminded me of my sweet brother, Chaiyo. For those who do not know... Chaiyo is learning-disabled and lives in a group home.