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- That's a beautiful ring. - Yeah. It's my grandmother's. She made it all the way through the Holocaust with that thing. Wait, have you not listened to anything I have ever said? Phil, we've been dating for three years. It's time. This is how it works. A, that is bullshit. And B, she is a complete bitch. Hey, that's his fiancée. What? It's true. It's true. You know it's true. She beats him. That was twice, and I was out of line. She's strong-willed. And I respect that. Wow. Wow. He's in denial. Not to mention, she fucked a sailor. DOUG: Hey, he wasn't a sailor.
The Hangover
34.3s
Hey! What the hell, man? [CRYING] MELISSA: What the fuck, Stu? Is that a baby? Why would there be a baby? We're at a winery. That's a goat. - Where is he? - I don't know! What are you talking about? Sir, can you please start the tractor so we can get out of here? I'm trying to, but we're fucking blocked. Oh, my God! What the hell is happening, Stu? - Hey! There's a baby on board! - Someone just said "baby." - Get out of the car! - It's a baby goat. Why you making trouble for my business, man? - Go away from here. - Get out of the car! - Phil, he's got a gun! - No shit he's got a gun! - I gotta call you back. Bye. - Come on.
The Hangover
35.5s
Ow! Oh, not again. [LAUGHING] Don't let the beard fool you. He's a child. It's funny because he's fat. Now, look, this was obviously a very simple misunderstanding. Alan picked up the wrong purse, it's no big deal. Okay, if it's, "No big deal," why, when I come after you guys... ...he starts screaming like crazy and throw me in trunk? What, I did that? Yeah, you said he was your lucky charm, and you want to take him home with you. [PHIL AND STU LAUGH] - Lucky charm. - Oh, it's just funny. [LAUGHING] Fuck you.
The Hangover
41.8s
That crazy asshole kidnapped me yesterday. Okay, but why? I mean, why you? He thought I was with you guys because we were hanging over at the Bellagio. - What? - We were at the Bellagio? We were shooting craps. You don't remember? No. No, we don't remember. Because some dick drug dealer sold him Ruphylin and told him it was ecstasy. Ruphylin. There you go with that word. Ruphylin. What the hell is a Ruphylin? Wow, you are the world's shittiest drug dealer. Ruphylin, for your information, is the date-rape drug. You sold Alan roofies. Oh, shit. I must have mixed up the bags. My fault, Alan. Damn, Marshall gonna be pissed off at me on that one.
The Hangover
52.8s
STU: That's it. My life is over. Stu, it's okay. Look, shit happens. Come on. Melissa's not gonna know anything about this. - This never happened. I'll take care of it. - Come on. Put it here. Hey, what's all that? The High Roller package. It's what you ordered. I have coffee mugs. - What? EDDIE: You have baseball caps, huh? And fancy calendars, all with pictures of Stu and Jade. PHIL: Her name's Jade? Yeah, and she's beautiful, man. Clean, very tight. Tits like that. - But that's because she had a baby. PHIL: That explains the baby. - Oh, Carlos. Carlos. - Great. All right. Uh, here's the deal. We made a mistake last night. We need this marriage annulled. You do annulments? Of course I do. It breaks my heart and gonna make me sad... ...but it's no problem. Good price for you. I can't do it with just him, though. I need the chick. I need both parties. Oh, not a problem. That's great. Isn't that great, Stu? Come on, buddy. She probably knows where Doug is. - Awesome. - All right, all right. Okay. Uh...
The Hangover