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Hey, relax. Ow. Ow. Ow! - I have whiplash. - Get this other fat boy. Get the fat boy. ALAN: Hey, hey, hey. PHIL: All right, all right. STU: Hey, take it easy, take it easy!

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- Of course he did. - You won. Yeah. Clearly. Yeah. That's victory, right there. ALAN: It needs to go down. - It's good. Get in. - No. Safety first. - Alan, it's fine. It's down. - No, I gotta get it down first. PHIL: Jesus Christ. Look out. - Don't mess the car up. You're gonna mess the car up. - Hey, what are you doing next weekend? - I don't know. Working. Why? I was thinking maybe I'd come back and take you out to dinner. Really? Like a date? Yeah. Like a date. Only, one that hopefully I'll remember.

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Fine.

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STU: Fuck those guys, you hear me? That was bullshit. I'm telling everybody we stole a cop car. - They let us go, who cares? - I care! You can't just do that. You can't just tase people because you think it's funny. That's police brutality. I'm getting a soda. Do you guys want anything? No.

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PHIL [ON VIDEO]: This is how you walk. This is how you walk. - Oh, it's Doug. - Oh, thank God he's alive. That's our buddy. That's who we've been missing. We're all best friends. Why don't you just pay attention? I don't have all night. Yeah, of course. Of course.

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[TIGER ROARS] [ALAN AND PHIL GRUNT] PHIL: What the fuck?

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[STU GROANING]

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- You know this. I'm a stripper. - Mm-hm. Well, technically I'm an escort, but stripping's a great way to meet the clients. - Smart. - Savvy. But that's all in the past, now that I married a doctor. I'm just a dentist.

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So, uh, are you sure you're qualified to be taking care of that baby? What? I've found a baby before. - You found a baby before? - Yeah. - Where? - Coffee Bean.

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We've seen it before. He just needs a little extra charge. There we go. [FRANKLIN & GARDEN LAUGHING] Some of these big boys, you gotta give them two shots. All right, kids, who wants to get their fingerprints done, huh? Come on, let's go.

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Mr. Tyson would like to know why is his tiger in your bathroom. Hold on, that was completely unnecessary. I'm a huge fan. When you knocked out Holmes, that was... Explain.

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...if I may, um... ...l'm assuming that that squad car belongs to one of you. - Yeah. PHIL: Yeah. Look, I'm not a cop. I'm no hero. I'm a schoolteacher.

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It says, uh, "Couldn't find a meter, but here's 4 bucks."

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One more time, guys. [SINGING CHORUS] PHIL: Oh, Jesus!

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- Okay. Whoa. Whoa. PHIL: Stu, Stu, Stu.

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Oh, how cute. What's his name? - Ben. - Carlos. Carlos?

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All right, look, we were drugged last night. We have no memory of what happened. STU: It's true. We got in all kinds of trouble last night and now we can't find our friend. If you wanna kill us, go ahead because I don't care anymore. - What are you talking about? - I don't care. Why the fuck would you wanna steal his tiger? We tend to do dumb shit when we're fucked up. - I don't believe these guys, man. - Wait, how did you guys find us? One of you dropped your jacket. Found it in the tigers' cage this morning. That's Doug's. Yeah, Doug. His wallet and his room key is in there. - No, that's our missing friend. LEONARD: I don't give a fuck. - Did you guys see him? MIKE: I was fast asleep. Because if he was up, this wouldn't have gone down so smoothly. Maybe one of the tigers ate his ass like Omar.

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That's a fake laugh, by the way.

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Hey, relax. Ow. Ow. Ow! - I have whiplash. - Get this other fat boy. Get the fat boy. ALAN: Hey, hey, hey. PHIL: All right, all right. STU: Hey, take it easy, take it easy!

Fine.

STU: Fuck those guys, you hear me? That was bullshit. I'm telling everybody we stole a cop car. - They let us go, who cares? - I care! You can't just do that. You can't just tase people because you think it's funny. That's police brutality. I'm getting a soda. Do you guys want anything? No.

PHIL [ON VIDEO]: This is how you walk. This is how you walk. - Oh, it's Doug. - Oh, thank God he's alive. That's our buddy. That's who we've been missing. We're all best friends. Why don't you just pay attention? I don't have all night. Yeah, of course. Of course.

[TIGER ROARS] [ALAN AND PHIL GRUNT] PHIL: What the fuck?

[STU GROANING]

- You know this. I'm a stripper. - Mm-hm. Well, technically I'm an escort, but stripping's a great way to meet the clients. - Smart. - Savvy. But that's all in the past, now that I married a doctor. I'm just a dentist.

So, uh, are you sure you're qualified to be taking care of that baby? What? I've found a baby before. - You found a baby before? - Yeah. - Where? - Coffee Bean.

We've seen it before. He just needs a little extra charge. There we go. [FRANKLIN & GARDEN LAUGHING] Some of these big boys, you gotta give them two shots. All right, kids, who wants to get their fingerprints done, huh? Come on, let's go.

Mr. Tyson would like to know why is his tiger in your bathroom. Hold on, that was completely unnecessary. I'm a huge fan. When you knocked out Holmes, that was... Explain.

...if I may, um... ...l'm assuming that that squad car belongs to one of you. - Yeah. PHIL: Yeah. Look, I'm not a cop. I'm no hero. I'm a schoolteacher.

It says, uh, "Couldn't find a meter, but here's 4 bucks."

One more time, guys. [SINGING CHORUS] PHIL: Oh, Jesus!

- Okay. Whoa. Whoa. PHIL: Stu, Stu, Stu.

Oh, how cute. What's his name? - Ben. - Carlos. Carlos?

That's a fake laugh, by the way.