I'm sorry, my Bat-ears must be malfunctioning because it sounds... I surrender! Okay, you know what? Cool it. You're a criminal. You run, and I catch you. Not anymore, Batman. You were right. There is no "us." So, there's no point in me trying to fight you anymore. Therefore, I will be surrendering myself to our strong-willed and forward-thinking new commissioner. Blink, blink, blink. Blinkety blink, blink, blink! That's really suspicious. Yeah, it is. What are you up to, Joker? I just wanna go to Arkham and pay for all of my crimes. Blink, blink, blink. Blinkety blink, blink, blink! Are you actually saying "blink"? No! Blink, blink, blink. Joker! That's enough. Okay, Babs. I got this. Not so fast, Batman. You can't fight me anymore. I'm off the market. What are you talking about? I'm off the menu. You won't get to fight any of this anymore.
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Punching Bane. That was unnecessary. Oh, no, you can't fight Bane anymore either. Really? Yeah. Or Riddler. Or Catwoman. Or Condiment King.
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Man, am I sorry I asked. Anyway, have fun in jail and... Batman, what are you doing?
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Scuttler online. Chief O'Hara, we're coming in hot! I'm almost there.
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Uh, what did you just say? I said, "I surrender." Joker, what are you doing?
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Why not? Because we're all surrendering. Right, guys? We are? Yes!
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Computer, I've got the Joker in my sights. Team, I got the Joker in my sights.
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Go! Go! Go! Honey, let Batman take care of it. Dad, I got this.
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And I must say, I've grown rather fond of the young lad. Hello, secret camera. You should get to know him. We are family - You and he have a lot in common. - En garde.
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Now, I'm gonna go fight crime while you put that kid on the next jet to the orphanage. Got it?
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Hello, family photos. He lost his parents at a very young age.
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So what do you know about having a surrogate son?
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Warrior two. Pigeon pose. Tree pose.
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Chief, get the mayor to safety.
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I've always wanted one of those.
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As you wish, sir.
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Hello, Master Bruce. Alfred, there's something wrong with the Batcomputer. Watch this. 'Puter. Nothing. 'Puter. Do you see what I'm saying? There's nothing wrong with it, sir. I have just taken away your computer privileges. The parental lock? You can't do that. Oh, I can. I've been reading Setting Limits for Your Out-of-Control Child. You know what? Doesn't matter, 'cause I have a double-secret super password that unlocks the parental lock. You mean, "Alfred da Butt-ler," with two T's?
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Sir, it's time for you to stop this unhealthy behavior. No, it's not. You need to take responsibility for your life. Not right now, I don't. And it starts by raising your son.