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...and dancing midgets! You can't say "midget" anymore.
Birdman
That's Sam, my daughter. Oh. Wow! That's amazing. You don't look anything like each other. What do you do?
Birdman
How do you always manage to find a new way to humiliate me?
Birdman
Oh, to be fair, you make it really easy.
Birdman
Oh, God. Really? Mmm-hmm. - Sammy? - It's Sam.
Birdman
Is he fed up with the subject? Deflecting guilt over the marriage?
Birdman
These lines are right here. That makes sense.
Birdman
You don't know how he's been lately. He's been depressed. I've been worried.
Birdman
I'm going to Starbucks. Want anything? I'm good.
Birdman
I think it's really happening.
Birdman
It's a thing I have. I don't know, it's a gift. Wow.
Birdman
I, uh, saw you in Hothouse at the Geffen. You were great. Oh, thank you. Your ass is great.
Birdman
Holy shit. When can I meet him? He's with Larry now.
Birdman
Say something else. Um...
Birdman
Whoa. That's nice. Forgive him, Larry. Mike's like my 5-year-old son.
Birdman
No, no, forget that. Just stay with me.
Birdman
Then I'm just standing here with my cock out.
Birdman
