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Hey, guys, when's the next Halley's comet? - Who cares, man? - Do you know, Stu? I don't think it's for, like, another 60 years or something. - But it's not tonight, right? - No, I don't think so. But you don't know for sure? No. I got this cousin who saw one. He said it blew his mind. I wanna make sure I never, ever miss out on a Halley's Comet. So if you guys know if there's gonna be one... Oh, fuck! [ALL SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY & TIGER ROARING]
The Hangover
17.5s
- You're not really wearing that, are you? - Wearing what? The man-purse. You're actually gonna wear that or are you guys fucking with me? It's where I keep all my things. I get a lot of compliments on this. Plus, it's not a man-purse. It's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one. So does Joy Behar.
The Hangover
1m0s
That's because we didn't go to Napa. - Stu. What the fuck is going on? - We went to Las Vegas. Oh, really? Las Vegas? Why would you go to Las Vegas? My friend was getting married. That's what guys do. - Okay, that's not what you do. - Really? Well, then why did I do it, huh? Because I did it. Riddle me that. Why'd I do it? All you want me to do is what you want me to do. I'm sick of doing what you want. In a healthy relationship, a guy should be able to do what he wants. - That is not how this works! STU: Oh, good. Because whatever this is ain't working for me! MELISSA: Oh, really? STU: Yeah. Since when? Since you fucked that waiter on your cruise last June. Boom! - You told me it was a bartender. - Oh, you're right. I stand corrected. It was a bartender. You fucked a bartender. You're an idiot. You're... You... [GROANS] You're such a bad person. Like, all the way through to your core.
The Hangover
22.6s
He was a bartender on a cruise ship. You know that. Guys, I'm standing right here. So I can hear everything that you're saying. Hey, guys. You ready to let the dogs out? - What? - Do what? ALAN: Let the dogs out. You know. [SINGING "WHO LET THE DOGS OUT"] Who brought this guy? DOUG: Yes, Alan, we are ready to let the dogs out. - Hey, congrats. - Thank you.
The Hangover
24.5s
Wait, guys. Guys. What about the tiger? What if he got out? Oh, fuck. I keep forgetting about the goddamn tiger. How the fuck did he get in there? - I don't know, because I don't remember. - Shh. Stu. Stu, keep it down. Because one of the, uh, side effects of, uh, roofies is memory loss. You are literally too stupid to insult.
The Hangover