It says here we should work in teams. Who wants to be my spotter? I don't think you should be doing too much gambling tonight, Alan. Gambling? Who said anything about gambling? It's not gambling when you know you're gonna win. Counting cards is a foolproof system. It's also illegal. It's not illegal, it's frowned upon, like masturbating on an airplane.
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- How's my hair? - It looks good. - Is it cool like Phil's? - It's classic Phil.
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- I should go. - That's a good idea, Dr. Faggot.
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[JADE GROANING] - Oh, my God. - Are you okay? I'm such a klutz. I get so nervous when I gamble. I'm so silly. - It happens. - Whoa. Hold on a beat, okay? - Let's just take it easy. This is my wife. - It's hurting. STU: Make sure... Does it hurt? Does this hurt? - Oh, ow. - You all right? JADE: I don't know. - I don't know either. I don't... I think you're fine. Let's go. - Really? Okay. STU: Upsy-daisy, there. I'm sorry, she's had a little too much to drink. Thanks, buddy. That's for you.
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I'm sor... Excuse me, sir? Hi. [EDDIE LAUGHS] Look at these guys. What happened? You miss me? You miss Eddie? You want more from me? How are you, my friend? Look at this guy. You're fucking crazy. What's going on, man?
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Whoo! Road trip!
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Why did you do that?
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You don't remember nothing?
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Uh-oh. - Right? - A little Jägermeister. - Good idea. - There it is. Good call. On the roof. Um, no, this is good. I'd like to make a toast. To Doug and Tracy. May tonight be...
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At least the trip wasn't a total disaster. - What makes you say that? - When I woke up on the roof... ...I happened to find $80,000 worth of Bellagio chips in my pocket. - Oh! STU: Oh, my God! Looks like we're going home with some money, boys. [ALL WHOOPING]
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She looks beautiful, man.
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...I slipped something in our Jägermeister.
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MINISTER: We are gathered here today... ...because of the strength of love and of promises kept. All I know is I am so sorry.
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Guys, I'm telling you, I looked for it this morning before we left. It's not anywhere. Fuck.
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Yeah. Tuck it right in there. I don't want to re-sterilize. Walk with me.
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After we take the mug shots, we bring them down here... ...where they wait to be interviewed by the arresting officers. Trust me, kids, you do not wanna be sitting on these benches. We call this place Loserville. [KIDS LAUGHING] FOLTZ: Follow me. All right, let's do it. Come on.
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Whose fucking baby is that? Alan, are you sure you didn't see anyone else in the suite? Yeah, I checked all the rooms. No one's here. Check its collar or something. Shh. Shh. - It's okay, baby. - Stu, we don't have time for this. Let's go hook up with Doug, we'll deal with the baby later. Phil, we're not gonna leave a baby in the room. - There's a fucking tiger in the bathroom. - It's not our baby. Yeah, I gotta side with Stu on this one. All right, fine. Okay, we'll take it with us. Could you at least just find some pants?