- [crowd cheering continues] - Yeah! - Cheers. - [cheering] To Miguel and his new job. - Yay. - Here, here. Yes. - To Lady Bird going to Davis. - [Larry] To Davis. - Congratulations. - [Larry] Good school. Hey. So I talked to my manager and, um, you could totally take over my old job. - Great. Thanks, Miguel. - I'm so proud of you, Lady Bird. You walked weird across the stage, but you did it! - I didn't walk weird. - Well, it seemed a little weird. - Hey, hey, hey! - Hey. Aw, I missed you guys. Oh, did you find out about the wait list? Oh, fuck. What? I'm not even in yet, so this might not even be a problem. I'm sorry. I shouldn't have gone behind your back. I just... It's not like I'm definitely going to New York.
Lady Bird
27.7s
Aren't you, sort of, proud that I'm so close to getting in? Just a little? I mean... yes, I know it was probably easier because 9-11 and less people applying with terrorism and all that, but still though, I'm sorry. I know I can lie and not be a good person, but... please, Mom. Please. I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to hurt you. I-I appreciate everything you've done for me. I'm ungrateful and I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry I wanted more.
Lady Bird
8.6s
You passed. - Seriously? - Yes. [sighs] Thanks. It's not a thanking situation. You either pass or you don't pass.
Lady Bird
4.2s
Yay. [chuckles] - [sighs] - [knocking on door]
Lady Bird
2.9s
- Here. - [register beeping] Then next one.
Lady Bird
1.2s
Mom.
Lady Bird
23.3s
Unless I be relieved by prayer, which pierces so that it assaults mercy itself and freeze all faults. As you from crimes would pardon thee. Let your indulgence set me free. - Yes! - [applause] Ooh! [applause and whistling] - [man] Christine "Lady Bird" McPherson. - [crowd cheering]
Lady Bird
12.6s
I-I really like dry humping much more. [both laughing] You're not a virgin. - I can't wait for state fair. - Ah, I know. [both] Log ride.
Lady Bird
4.8s
[Lady Bird] I probably won't get in, so I'll go to Davis and I'll see you every day.
Lady Bird
3.9s
[sighs] I'm not going anywhere to college, so it seemed like a good opportunity. Yeah.
Lady Bird
6.2s
Now, I want spirits to enforce, and art to enchant, and my ending is despair.
Lady Bird
2.5s
[sighs] I'm gonna miss the fuck out of you.
Lady Bird
1.8s
- Shit. - What?
Lady Bird
1m20s
[sobs] - [both chuckling] - Oh, my gosh. We ate all the cheese. It's okay. Lots of cheese vary in size. - This one was a small one. - It's so small. - It was tiny. - That's not our fault. What-What were we to do? Fuck it! Let's just go to prom. Doesn't your mom have a dress? Let's be honest. I've had a dress for months. [both laughing] It's purple. - It is? - Uh-hmm, you're really gonna like it. - Come and see it. - Okay. Cracker time. Dress time. I hope it fits. ["Crash Into Me" playing ♪] ♪ You've got your ball, you got your chain ♪ ♪ Tied to me tight, tie me up again ♪ ♪ Who's got their claws In you my friend? ♪ ♪ Into your heart I'll beat again ♪ ♪ Sweet like candy to my soul ♪ ♪ Sweet you rock, and sweet you roll ♪ ♪ Lost for you ♪ ♪ I'm so lost, for you ♪ People make so much noise in the movies, but it's really not a big thing. You can totally be quiet during it. Was it amazing though? I wanted it so badly, but then I found that when it happened...
Lady Bird
6.7s
I know I'm-I'm so bad! I know I am. But please just talk to me, Mom. Mom, please talk to me.
Lady Bird
11.8s
I'm not gonna be here this summer, like, all summer, basically. - Why not? - My dad, my real dad, he resurfaced in Yellowstone, and he wants me to come there for the summer, before I start SCC.