What you do is very baller. - You're very anarchist. - Yeah. Fuck 'em. Don't worry, I'm not gonna snitch on you. Well, I hope not 'cause I'd fuckin' kill your family. - What? - Sorry. I... That-That was an exaggeration. It's okay. My dad has cancer, so I guess God's doing that for us. Oh, I'm sorry.
Lady Bird
13.6s
Okay, guys. Now, look. Role one, right? You're gonna run, kind of, a skinny post right up front. I want you to look straight at the audience, okay. Don't be looking around and blabbing at anybody if they walk by ya. Eight, nine, ten. You're coming in hard, right here. 'Cause these guys are gonna love it.
Lady Bird
15.2s
Don't talk amongst yourselves. Now, coming in slow, we're singing. This is singing. Wide lines are singing. We're singing. We're singing. Danny's not singing yet. He's all alone. Singing. Eight, nine, ten... You come in hot! You come in hot! [alarm beep]
Lady Bird
16.6s
- This is the Deuce? - Yeah. - It's a parking lot? - Yeah. We were in one parking lot and we went to another parking lot? Hey, Kyle. Lady Bird and I just decorated the Nun-mobile. Like, just married to Jesus. That's hella tight.
Lady Bird
3.5s
[chanting] Remember that you are dust and to dust you will return.
Lady Bird
8.1s
What do you mean? Who do you turn to when you feel this way? [sighs]
Lady Bird
27.5s
It's my parents number. You don't have a cell phone? - Nah. - Good girl. Government didn't have to put tracking devices on us. We bought them and put them on ourselves. I don't own a tracking device. No, no, no. The cell phones. - You see? - Wow. Yeah. I know. I mean, you'll have one eventually. Everyone's gonna have one. And then, it'll be a matter of time. Before what? Before they put them in our brains. [chuckles]
Lady Bird
4.1s
Isn't there a thing, like, "Think globally, act locally"?
Lady Bird
1.9s
I wanna... You know, I wanna be a mom.
Lady Bird
1.2s
What do you want from me?
Lady Bird
38.6s
Sorry. But yes, no way. Then you'll be applying to UCs and state schools. Yeah, but also those East Coast liberal arts schools like Yale, but not Yale, because I probably couldn't get in. [laughing] You definitely couldn't get in. Part of my job is to help you be realistic. Yeah. It seems like everyone's job. Your SAT scores are strangely very good. I had placed some calls to local alumni of the schools you're interested in, but unfortunately, all the interviews are taken. [sighs] So what does that mean? It means you'll have to get in on how you look on paper.
Lady Bird
17.8s
[chuckles] Cool. Awesome. I totally get that. Thank you. You're welcome. If you had boobs, I wouldn't touch them either. I respect you so much... because I love you. I love you too.
Lady Bird
11.7s
[Danny] Should we go home? [Lady Bird] My mom is always mad. Doesn't matter if I get home late. She'll be mad at me anyway. - Your mom's hard on you. - Yeah, well, she loves me a lot.
Lady Bird
10.9s
- Let's name our star Claude. - That's pretentious, don't you think? It's French. What should we name it? Bruce. [chuckles]
Lady Bird
11.8s
My mother was an abusive alcoholic. So, I understand you're not interested in any Catholic colleges. No way.