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You're a pussy, nigga. Come on, man. She let me feel her titties and finger-bang her. Bullshit. No, I'm dead-ass serious. Smell my fingers. I don't smell shit. Just cream. You never smelled pussy before. Wait. I have. I don't smell shit. See, she don't smell shit either. 'Cause you only know your pussy. Exactly! - Wait, wait, wait. Hold it. - Whoa, whoa. Wait a minute. You two go back through, one at a time. One at a time. What's getting into you? Come on.
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I prefer not to say. Okay, I see how we gon' do this then. If this ain't a nigga named Malcolm at Yukon and 104th Street, then I'm gon' kill your ass. How do you know where I am? Find an iPhone. Steve Jobs a motherfucking genius. Oh, shit. Now, if this a nigga named Malcolm, say, "Damn right." Otherwise, click-click-boom. Damn right. Damn right, my name is Malcolm. Malcolm. Malcolm! How you feeling, man? Dom told me there was a mix-up. You accidentally took my lunch. That true? - Took your lunch? - Yeah, my lunch. A nigga hungry. Yes. Yes, I... Yeah. Uh-huh. Baloney sandwich. Mm-hmm. Baloney. It got cheese on it? Yeah. Mm-hmm. We talking about the same sandwich, nigga? 'Cause I ain't ask for no cheese. I find that my fucking sandwich got cheese on it, I'm gon' kill your ass. I don't know. You just... You know, there's a bag and... What? What? You're the one wanted to get all cute, talkin' 'bout baloney sandwiches and shit. - I just asked you if you had my lunch. - Yeah. Yeah, you're right. You're right. Uh, your lunch. It's right here. I'm looking at it right now. Coolio. Now, after school, you're gon' see a red El Camino parked... and this handsome-ass nigga inside. That ain't Lance Gross, nigga. That's yours truly. Just walk up, hand me the baloney sandwich and be on your way. You have a nice, happy, productive life with a hell of a story to tell. You got it? Yeah. Yeah, I got it.
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27.7s
Who's this? This is Dom, man. Look, do you have what I left in the backpack? Yeah. Yeah. You in the red El Camino? What the fuck you talking about? Somebody called me earlier saying I need to bring him the sandwich. Nigga, why the fuck are you talking about sandwiches right now? The... The backpack. He... The guy, he said that I needed to bring it to him after school. He'd be in a red El Camino.
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