So let's do this. Let's reschedule this interview... for a few weeks from now. Give it a little time. Go out there. Make the delivery for which you have claimed responsibility... to the appropriate consumers... so that the suppliers of this product... can be whole. Metaphorically speaking, of course. If you're able to do this, it shows me more about you... than any interview ever could. And I would then make it my business... to make you a man of Harvard. I want you to get out of The Bottoms just like I did. I know from growing up there it's very, very dangerous... and that your family or your friends could get killed at any moment... just by being in the wrong place at the wrong time.
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Dark Web. Could work. Way better than Coachella. Guys, the FBI can track us. The police... No, they can't. - Not if you use a Tor browser. - What the fuck is that? - Onion routing. - Layered encryptions. It's like a game of Whac-A-Mole with thousands of computers... What the fuck is a Whac-A-Mole? Look, these dark Web sites run off these secret IP addresses. Like LulzSec-level shady. We need to find one somehow.
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Okay. Well, sit down. My shift's almost over. I'll take you home.
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5.2s
Looks like you and I had the same kind of day. How'd the interview go?
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Oh, shit. There's these sites where you can... you can sell everything... from fake credit cards to illegal guns and drugs. And they use Bitcoins so they can't be traced. We don't have to stand on any corner.
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3.3s
Nobody's going to suspect a thing. We're just geeks doing what geeks do.
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2.6s
Right? That's what I'm saying, bro. You're into it, bro.
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1.7s
That's how we do it. Do what?
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Thanks, Mom.
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2s
W...
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12s
- Yeah. - Right. But here's something to wrap your brain around, man. I've never had intercourse with a pussy. Mm-hmm? Only asshole and oral. Okay?
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1.8s
And the best part... Watch.
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24.2s
William went to... Prep school, where he smoked a pound of weed a week, skipped classes... and had a 1.9 GPA, yet got a perfect score on his SAT. He was accepted to his father's alma mater under academic probation, which meant he had to maintain a 3.0 grade point average. So, William hacked into the... database, erasing all grades from the entire freshman class.
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9.8s
So the question isn't, "Am I technically a virgin?" What the question could be is... "Am I technically... gay?"
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1.9s
So, technically, you're still a virgin too.
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5.8s
Oh. That's deep, nigga. Yeah. I don't know.
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Yeah, this popped up about a few weeks ago. Look at what they're moving. It's major volume too. I don't know why they're calling it "Lily." Maybe, uh, 2 Chainz called it that on a mixtape. He's a rapper. Yeah, you know, "The Birthday Song." "Big booty ho."
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8.8s
Half an ounce for Joe Patterson. We have an ounce for John Smith. We have an eighth for Ashley Down. - Susan Thompson. - Steve Burke.