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Uh, look... I gotta get outta here.

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Stay clear, now. Stay clear. Holy shit.

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Why don't you just tell Anne that you're not into hypnosis... and you wanna play poker with us? I can't do that. She'll get all pissed off... and, besides, I think the guy might actually be able to help. I mean, he did help Anne lose weight.

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What is that supposed to mean?

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If you're so obsessed with her, why don't you just ask her out? Oh, I can't do that.

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And I said I don't care if they lay me off, either. Because I told Bill... that if they move my desk one more time... then I'm... I'm quitting. I'm going to quit... and I told Dom, too... because they've moved my desk four times already this year... and I used to be over by the window... and I could see the squirrels, and they were married... but then they switched from the Swingline... to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler... because it didn't bind up as much... and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler. OK, Milton. No, it's not OK, because if they make me... If they take my stapler, then I'll... I'll... I'll... I'll set the building on fire. OK, well, that sounds great. Uh, I'll talk to you later, all right? Bye. Peter...

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Yeah. He's gonna be sort of, uh... helping us out... a little here... asking some questions... maybe seeing if there are some ways... we can make things run a little more smoothly... around here.

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Yeah. Oh, and remember, next Friday... is Hawaiian shirt day. So, you know, if you want to, go ahead and, uh... wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans.

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You see, it would be this mat... that you would put on the floor... and it would have different conclusions written on it... that you could jump to.

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Peter, she's anorexic. Yeah, I know. The guy's really good.

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Hey! Hey, guys! Peter! Is that Smykowski?

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You see, that's what you have to do.

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Good-bye.

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Yeah. Hi. It's Bill Lumbergh again. Uh... I just wanted to make sure you knew... that we did start at the, uh... usual time this morning. Yeah. It isn't a half day or anything like that... so if you could just go ahead... and get here as soon as possible... that would be terrific. Ahh...

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Now, when I count backwards from three... you'll be in a state of complete relaxation. Your worries, cares, and inhibitions will be gone... and you will remain in that state... until I snap my fingers. Three. Deeper and deeper. Way... way down. Two. Deeper and deeper... W-w-w-way down...

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Yeah. Hi. It's Bill Lum... Yeah. It's... Yeah. Hi. It's Bill Lumber... Yeah. It's me again. Uh, I was away from my desk for a minute. Just checking in. Hello? Peter, what's going on? Huh? It's three-thirty. Why aren't you at work?

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I want you to relax every muscle in your body... beginning with your toes to your fingertips.

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Ew... ew... - Is he breathing? - Call 911! Oh! Where's the phone? Where's the goddamn phone?

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Uh, look... I gotta get outta here.

Stay clear, now. Stay clear. Holy shit.

Why don't you just tell Anne that you're not into hypnosis... and you wanna play poker with us? I can't do that. She'll get all pissed off... and, besides, I think the guy might actually be able to help. I mean, he did help Anne lose weight.

What is that supposed to mean?

If you're so obsessed with her, why don't you just ask her out? Oh, I can't do that.

Yeah. He's gonna be sort of, uh... helping us out... a little here... asking some questions... maybe seeing if there are some ways... we can make things run a little more smoothly... around here.

Yeah. Oh, and remember, next Friday... is Hawaiian shirt day. So, you know, if you want to, go ahead and, uh... wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans.

You see, it would be this mat... that you would put on the floor... and it would have different conclusions written on it... that you could jump to.

Peter, she's anorexic. Yeah, I know. The guy's really good.

Hey! Hey, guys! Peter! Is that Smykowski?

You see, that's what you have to do.

Good-bye.

Yeah. Hi. It's Bill Lumbergh again. Uh... I just wanted to make sure you knew... that we did start at the, uh... usual time this morning. Yeah. It isn't a half day or anything like that... so if you could just go ahead... and get here as soon as possible... that would be terrific. Ahh...

Now, when I count backwards from three... you'll be in a state of complete relaxation. Your worries, cares, and inhibitions will be gone... and you will remain in that state... until I snap my fingers. Three. Deeper and deeper. Way... way down. Two. Deeper and deeper... W-w-w-way down...

Yeah. Hi. It's Bill Lum... Yeah. It's... Yeah. Hi. It's Bill Lumber... Yeah. It's me again. Uh, I was away from my desk for a minute. Just checking in. Hello? Peter, what's going on? Huh? It's three-thirty. Why aren't you at work?

I want you to relax every muscle in your body... beginning with your toes to your fingertips.

Ew... ew... - Is he breathing? - Call 911! Oh! Where's the phone? Where's the goddamn phone?