So, from now on, only use the new time sheets... if you've worked on two or more job codes in one day... and you need the extra columns to fit it all in. Otherwise, use the old time sheets... Where's Peter? I heard he didn't show up this weekend. Uh, I don't know. ...really, really help us out. Who's that guy? So, uh... any questions?
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Hey, look who's back! Table for three to...
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Oh, for cryin'...
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Listen, asshole. Nobody hangs up on me. We're through. Oh, and one more thing... I've been cheating on you!
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Yeah, hi, it's Bill Lumbergh. It's about... ten o'clock. Yeah. Just, uh... wondering where you are.
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Oh, my God! Dr. Swanson!
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I don't... I don't know. Heh heh. I mean, I guess I sort of like them all. That's a riot. I'm the exact same way. But it must be twice as hard for you... being you have the same name as him. I celebrate the guy's entire catalogue. Anyway, let's get down to business, Michael. You know, you can just call me Mike.
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I'm sorry. Go on. Is there any way that you could sort of... just zonk me out so that, like, I don't know... that I'm at work... in here? Could I come home... and think that I've been fishing all day or something? That's... really not what I do, Peter. Heh. However... the good news is, I think I can help you.
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You're beginning to feel your eyelids getting heavy... as you slip deeper and deeper... into a state of complete relaxation. All your cares and concerns are disappearing. Deeper and deeper. Way down. Your concern about your job... melts away... way... way down. Unh.
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Yeah, he's... he's... he's pretty... He's pretty good, I guess. You're goddamn right, he is. Right. So tell me, what's your favourite song of his?
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I want you to do something for me, Peter.
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I want you to try and relax.
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I think it would be OK.
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Took a stapler off my desk...
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I love "Kung Fu." - Channel 39. - Totally. You should come over and watch "Kung Fu" tonight. - OK. - Great. OK. Can we order lunch first? - Yeah. - OK.
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Ahh... well, so what do you want to do? I want to take you out to dinner... and then I want to go back to my apartment and watch "Kung Fu." Do you ever watch "Kung Fu"?
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Ohh! Yeah. That's... That's, uh... That's one of my... My pieces of flair. What's a "piece of flair"? Oh, it's, uh, where, you know... like these suspenders and, uh, buttons, they're all sort of... We're actually required to wear... um, fifteen pieces of flair. It's really stupid, actually. Do you get to pick 'em yourself? Yeah, yeah, we do. Although I didn't actually choose these. I just sort of grabbed, you know, fifteen buttons. I don't even know what they say. I don't really care.