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1m18s
Uh, no. No, you don't understand. It's, uh, very complicated. It's, uh... It's aggregate, so I'm talking about fractions of a penny... and, uh, over time, they add up to a lot. Oh, OK. So you're gonna make a lot of money, right? - Yeah. - Right. It's not yours? Uh... well, it becomes ours. How is that not stealing? I don't think I'm explaining this very well. Um, the 7-Eleven, right? You'd take a penny from the tray. From the crippled children? No, that's the jar. I'm talking about the tray... The pennies for everybody. Oh, for everybody. OK. Yeah. Well, those are whole pennies. I'm just talking about fractions of a penny, OK? But we do it from a much bigger tray... and we do it a couple of million times. So what's wrong with that? I don't know. It just seems wrong. It's not wrong. Initech is wrong. Initech is an evil corporation, all right? Chotchkie's is wrong. Doesn't it bother you that you have to get up in the morning... and you have to put on a bunch of pieces of flair? Yeah, but I'm not about to go in and start... taking money from the register. Well, maybe you should. The Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear. What?
Office Space
36.4s
Hello, Peter. What's happening? Um... I'm gonna need you... to go ahead and come in tomorrow... so if you could be here around... nine, that would be great. OK? Oh, oh, and I almost forgot. Um... I'm also gonna need you to go ahead and come in... on Sunday, too, OK? We, um... Iost some people this week... and, uh... we need to sort of play catch-up. Thanks.
Office Space
25.1s
So I was sitting in my cubicle today... and I realised, ever since I started working, um... every single day of my life has been worse than... the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me... that's on the worst day of my life. What about today? Is today the worst day of your life? - Yeah. - Wow. That's messed up.
Office Space