Next batter looks like a Peter Gibbons. Uh-huh. Ah, there you are. We were just talking about you. You must be Peter Gibbons. Uh-huh. Terrific. I'm Bob Slydell. This is my associate Bob Porter. Oh, hi, Bob. Bob. Grab a seat and join us for a minute or two.
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Hi. I'm Peter. Hi. Can I help you? What are you doin' for lunch today? Uh, well, our specials today are blackened chicken. It's actually right there on the board. Excuse me.
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What are you doing tonight?
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Are you any relation to the pop singer? No, it's... it's just a coincidence. Ha ha. To be honest with you... I love his music. I do. - I'm a Michael Bolton fan. - Me, too. For my money, I don't know if it gets any better... than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman." But you must really love his music, huh?
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Mmm. No, no.
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Uh-huh. Wow! Hmm. Yeah. That's it. That's exactly what I need. Give it to me. Come on, you little fucker, let's go. That's what I need. Let's do that. Let's do exactly that, you little fuck... - Michael. - Hey. Listen to me.
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Hi. Uh... could you turn that down just a little bit? But I was told that I could listen... to the radio at a reasonable volume from 9:00 to 11:00. Yeah. I know you're allowed to. I was just thinkin' maybe like a personal favour. Well, l... l...I told Bill if Sandra's going to... listen to her headphones while she's filing... then I should be able to listen to the radio... while I'm collating... so I don't see why I should have to turn down the radio. Yeah. All right. OK. I enjoy listening at a reasonable volume... Thanks. From 9:00 to 11:00. Hi, Peter. What's happening? We need to talk about your T.P.S. Reports. Yeah. The cover sheet. I know. I know. Bill talked to me about it. Yeah. Did you get that memo? Yeah, I got the memo, and I understand the policy... and the problem is just that I forgot the one time... and I've already taken care of it... so it's not even really a problem anymore. Ah! Yeah. It's just we're putting new cover sheets... on all the T.P.S. Reports before they go out now... so if you could go ahead and try to remember... to do that from now on, that'd be great. All right!
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That sounds good, Peter. And, uh, we'll go ahead and... get this all fixed up for you. Great. Hi, Milton. What's happening?
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"We're not in Kansas anymore." Yeah. Really. Ha ha. It's on your...
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L... I didn't receive my paycheque this week. Uh, you're going to have to talk to payroll about that. I did and they said... Milt, we're gonna go ahead... and move you downstairs into storage "B." No, l... I... New people are coming, and we need the space. But there's no space... So if you could go ahead and pack your stuff... and move it down there... that would be terrific. OK? Uh, excuse me... I believe you have my stapler, please. Hmm. You've been missing a lot of work lately. I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob.
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Wait, Peter. You gotta postpone it, man. Tell 'em you've been sick. Make something up. Oh, no way. No, I feel great. It's the best day of my life.
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Well, look, I already told you. I deal with the goddamn customers... so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills. I am good at dealing with people! Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people? L...
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Let's see... you are... Michael... - Bolton? - Yeah.
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Whoa. Hey, Peter, man. Hey. So, I might be going away for a while. Yeah, I know, man. It's a bummer, dude. What can I say? Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah, and, uh, and l... Listen...
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Is that your real name? Yeah.
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- Just coffee. - OK! Sounds like a case of the Mondays.