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The ratio of people to cake is too big.

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My cousin's a cokehead.

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I really can't.

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'Scuse me.

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'Scuse me.

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Oh, shit. - Shit. - Shit. - Shit. - Son of a bitch. - Shit. - This is a fuck. L... I...Shit. What happened? You tell me, Michael! It's your software! Yes, it's your software. Corporate accounting is sure as hell gonna notice... three hundred five thousand, three hundred... twenty-six thirteen, Michael! Oh, shit. They probably won't know it's gone... for another three or four days. Michael! You said this thing was gonna take two years. What happened? You said the thing was supposed to work! Technically, it did work. No, it didn't! It did not work, Michael, OK? OK. I must have put a decimal point in the wrong place or something. I always do that. I always mess up some mundane detail. Oh! Well, this is not a mundane detail, Michael! Quit getting pissed at me. This was all your idea, asshole.

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Huh, what do I think? Um, you know what, Stan... if you want me to wear thirty-seven pieces of flair... like your, uh, pretty boy over there, Brian... why don't you just make the minimum... thirty-seven pieces of flair? Well, I thought I remembered you saying... that you wanted to express yourself. Yeah. You know what? Yeah, I do. I do want to express myself. And I don't need thirty-seven pieces of flair to do it.

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All right. OK. Let's try not to get pissed off at each other. Let's calm down, try to figure this thing out together. We gotta close that account before it gets bigger. WORKERS Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you Happy birthday, Mr. Lumbergh Happy birthday to you Looks terrific. Mmm. Here, Peg, you wanna get everybody started?

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Mmm. Oh, that is terrific. Just terrific. Thanks, everybody. I really, really appreciate it. It's very special. Now, Milton, don't be greedy. Let's pass it along and make sure everyone gets a piece. But last time I didn't receive a piece and I was told... Just pass. OK, here. But this...

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I may never be happy at my job... but I think that if I could be with you... that I could be happy with my life. I've been a real asshole. But, if you'd give it another shot, I promise... OK, shut up.

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That's a great idea. OK, how do we do that? I don't know. I don't even know what it means. I was hoping you knew. I think coke dealers do it. OK, all right. Do we know any coke dealers?

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All right? There's my flair. OK? And this is me expressing myself. OK? There it is. I hate this job. I hate this goddamn job, and I don't need it.

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The cake... There's lots of cake?

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Who's that?

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Joanna, I want to apologise. I had no right to get pissed off at you about Lumbergh. Lumbergh is not my problem. It wasn't even the right Lumbergh. I don't know why I can't just... Go to work and be happy... like I'm supposed to, like everybody else. Peter, most people don't like their jobs. But you go out there and find something that makes you happy. Yeah. Well...

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In light of the senselessness of these heinous crimes... that you have committed against Initech... I hereby sentence you, Michael Bolton... and Samir Naan... Nanadajibad... to a term of no less than four years... in a federal "pound me in the ass" prison.

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I might be going away for a while. Uh... to jail. You were right about that computer scam. That was a bad idea. I'm gonna take the blame for it, I decided.

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- What happened? - I flipped off my boss. Some customers... Actually, a line cook... but he just happened to be standing there, so...

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The ratio of people to cake is too big.

My cousin's a cokehead.

I really can't.

'Scuse me.

'Scuse me.

Mmm. Oh, that is terrific. Just terrific. Thanks, everybody. I really, really appreciate it. It's very special. Now, Milton, don't be greedy. Let's pass it along and make sure everyone gets a piece. But last time I didn't receive a piece and I was told... Just pass. OK, here. But this...

I may never be happy at my job... but I think that if I could be with you... that I could be happy with my life. I've been a real asshole. But, if you'd give it another shot, I promise... OK, shut up.

That's a great idea. OK, how do we do that? I don't know. I don't even know what it means. I was hoping you knew. I think coke dealers do it. OK, all right. Do we know any coke dealers?

All right? There's my flair. OK? And this is me expressing myself. OK? There it is. I hate this job. I hate this goddamn job, and I don't need it.

The cake... There's lots of cake?

Who's that?

In light of the senselessness of these heinous crimes... that you have committed against Initech... I hereby sentence you, Michael Bolton... and Samir Naan... Nanadajibad... to a term of no less than four years... in a federal "pound me in the ass" prison.

I might be going away for a while. Uh... to jail. You were right about that computer scam. That was a bad idea. I'm gonna take the blame for it, I decided.

- What happened? - I flipped off my boss. Some customers... Actually, a line cook... but he just happened to be standing there, so...